The Lone Ranger

Jimbuna · 03-01-09, 02:22 PM

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy indian war party.
The indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"
The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."
The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.
As the indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's Tent and spends the night.
The next morning the indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"
The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear.
As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.
She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow.
"What is your last request?"
The Lone Ranger responds," I'd like to speak to my horse....ALONE."
The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.
Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says:
"Listen very carefully, you dickhead, for the last time.......... . BRING POSSE!!!!"

A Very Super Market · 03-01-09, 02:30 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Where are these coming from?

Jimbuna · 03-01-09, 02:59 PM

That one was told to me by my friend The Lone Ranger

Morts · 03-01-09, 03:08 PM

dont get it

Jimbuna · 03-01-09, 03:26 PM

Then your too young

I thought you liked cats

A Very Super Market · 03-01-09, 03:28 PM

Well, he's Danish?

I dunno, but I got it.

03-01-09, 02:22 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,678 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The Lone Ranger The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy indian war party. The indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's Tent and spends the night. The next morning the indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. "What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds," I'd like to speak to my horse....ALONE." The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says: "Listen very carefully, you dickhead, for the last time.......... . BRING POSSE!!!!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-01-09, 02:30 PM	#2
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Where are these coming from? __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

03-01-09, 02:59 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,678 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	That one was told to me by my friend The Lone Ranger __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-01-09, 03:26 PM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,678 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Then your too young I thought you liked cats __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-01-09, 03:28 PM	#6
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Well, he's Danish? I dunno, but I got it. __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

03-01-09, 03:08 PM	#4
Morts Admiral Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,395 Downloads: 23 Uploads: 0	dont get it