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FIREWALL · 02-04-09, 12:44 AM

GEE WIZZ

The first Gay marriage ends in divorce as Fox News just reportet.

bookworm_020 · 02-04-09, 01:08 AM

I remember hearing after the first gay marriages were done there was a couple who decided that it wasn't working out. The problem was that they couldn't get divorced, due to the fact there was no law allowing them to split!

Enigma · 02-04-09, 10:32 AM

Point?

antikristuseke · 02-04-09, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

GEE WIZZ

The first Gay marriage ends in divorce as Fox News just reportet.

And?

August · 02-04-09, 11:22 AM

It's too easy to get a divorce nowadays. There's little incentive to work out marital problems.

Frame57 · 02-04-09, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by August

It's too easy to get a divorce nowadays. There's little incentive to work out marital problems.

Yep! That's why you hardly ever hear the "till death do us part" bit anymore in the ceremony.

Jimbuna · 02-04-09, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by August

It's too easy to get a divorce nowadays. There's little incentive to work out marital problems.

Yep! That's why you hardly ever hear the "till death do us part" bit anymore in the ceremony.

Unless you murder her just before the divorce goes through

Me and my wife are driving along the Motorway doing 55 mph. She looks over at me and says, "I know we've been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce."

I say nothing but slowly increase the speed to 60 mph. She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a much better lover than you."

Again I stay quiet and just speed up as my anger increases.
She says, "I want the house."
I speed up again, and I'm now doing 70 mph.

She says, "I want the kids, too."
I just keep driving faster and faster, now up to 80mph.

She says, "I want the car, the bank account and all the credit cards too."
I slowly start to veer toward a concrete bridge pillar as she enquires, "Is there anything you want?"

So I respond with, "no thanks, I've got everything I need."
She asks, "what's that then?"

Just before we hit the wall at 90 mph I say, "I've got the airbag."

02-04-09, 12:44 AM	#1
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02-04-09, 01:08 AM	#2
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	I remember hearing after the first gay marriages were done there was a couple who decided that it wasn't working out. The problem was that they couldn't get divorced, due to the fact there was no law allowing them to split! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

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02-04-09, 11:22 AM	#5
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,210 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	It's too easy to get a divorce nowadays. There's little incentive to work out marital problems. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.