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Sea Lord
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I think it is time that all shoes be banned or at least registered and back ground checks be done prior to buying them...
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Or at least registered so the next time they are thrown at a world leader, or hung from the telephone lines, the authorities know who to go after...
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Lucky Jack
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Yes, shoe offenders need to be registered and have a background check.
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Not to mention loosing their right to keep and wear shoes...
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A quote from amerikas greatest statesperson (evah):
(make sure you read this post ex-tra slow foe full ee-ffect) My fellow amerikans, we have a new crisis. Over 500 million ameri-kans are keelled everyday by thrown shoes. Now, I have a 67 point plan the curb this vio-lence. I will cree-ate a new federal department of shoe throwing and regulation. We must subsidize a "lock-box army" to con-tain this problem. Only by putting these deveant and violent shoes in "lock boxes" will we be able to end this point-less vio-lence against the chil'rens. ![]()
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So now security won't just ask you to take off you shoes. You'll have to turn them in and you won't get them back until you leave.
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What about the right to carry concealed shoes?
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Add an increased charge if they have athletes foot.
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They can have my shoes when they pry them from my cold dead feet.
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