Bush to empty Guantanamo by midnight (into an Airbus A320)

graffen · 01-15-09, 06:29 PM

> In a surprise move meant to head off the plans of Barack Obama
> to close down Guantanamo Bay, Mr. Bush announced today that
> he was immediately ordering an end to waterboarding and will empty
> out the prison by midnight.
>
> "We're going to end the question of Guantanamo humanely and
> with dignity," the President said today. "We're going to put all of
> them on an Airbus A320 and jam the steering column pointing east with
> enough fuel to land somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.
> A couple of the terrorists can fly the plane until they land over the
> water. They'll all survive and float off to be someone else's issue.
> Problem solved."
>
> Mr. Bush told reporters he came up with the idea all by himself.

Stealth Hunter · 01-15-09, 06:47 PM

:rotfl:

Kapitan_Phillips · 01-16-09, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by graffen

They'll all survive and float off to be someone else's issue. Problem solved."

:hmm:

Onkel Neal · 01-16-09, 08:48 AM

Hey, he stole my idea

Except I'm unwilling to waste a perfectly good airplane, my variation included a Marine with size 12 boots and an open cabin door.

Jimbuna · 01-16-09, 09:08 AM

....and the answer, should there be a few more than the aircraft seating arrangements allow for :p

Wolfehunter · 01-16-09, 09:46 AM

Hitler did the same thing to the Jews.

I see a trend here.

bookworm_020 · 01-16-09, 07:59 PM

In flight move to be "Flying High"???:hmm:

01-15-09, 06:29 PM	#1
graffen Swabbie Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 12 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Bush to empty Guantanamo by midnight (into an Airbus A320) > In a surprise move meant to head off the plans of Barack Obama > to close down Guantanamo Bay, Mr. Bush announced today that > he was immediately ordering an end to waterboarding and will empty > out the prison by midnight. > > "We're going to end the question of Guantanamo humanely and > with dignity," the President said today. "We're going to put all of > them on an Airbus A320 and jam the steering column pointing east with > enough fuel to land somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. > A couple of the terrorists can fly the plane until they land over the > water. They'll all survive and float off to be someone else's issue. > Problem solved." > > Mr. Bush told reporters he came up with the idea all by himself.

01-16-09, 08:48 AM	#4
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,383 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Hey, he stole my idea Except I'm unwilling to waste a perfectly good airplane, my variation included a Marine with size 12 boots and an open cabin door. __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web

01-16-09, 09:08 AM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	....and the answer, should there be a few more than the aircraft seating arrangements allow for :p __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-16-09, 09:46 AM	#6
Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	Hitler did the same thing to the Jews. I see a trend here. __________________

01-16-09, 07:59 PM	#7
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	In flight move to be "Flying High"???:hmm: __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

01-15-09, 06:47 PM	#2
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: