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12-17-08, 03:17 PM
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Wal-mart Greeter
A HERO of a GREETER!
A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
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12-17-08, 03:22 PM
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:rotfl: It is a merical.:rotfl:
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Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time" |
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12-17-08, 03:27 PM
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LOL if only true..
She will of course lose her job over that. 
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12-17-08, 07:32 PM
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12-17-08, 07:43 PM
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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12-17-08, 08:05 PM
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:rotfl:Nice one!
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12-18-08, 06:08 PM
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I've seen people do lots worse at Wal-Mart and get away with it.
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So who's the father?
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 and just creepy.)
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 and nither are you. so if it isnt you and it isnt you.... WHO THE H*** IS!!!:rotfl:
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