WTF are YOU doing? (Stunning Senior Moment)

MothBalls · 11-02-08, 11:42 AM

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.

'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people of today are much more advanced than people your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon and the internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars , computers, automated manufacturing, amazing technologies, ...and,' pausing to take another drink of beer.

The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young .... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little ****, what are YOU doing for the next generation ?'

The applause was resounding...

I love senior citizens

Jimbuna · 11-02-08, 12:07 PM

LOL

kurtz · 11-02-08, 02:57 PM

Filed for future use

Falkirion · 11-02-08, 05:44 PM

:rotfl:Man I've heard of senior moments but thats one of the greatest comebacks I've ever seen.

Hylander_1314 · 11-03-08, 12:13 AM

Way to go there Gramps! I like the wisdom that, or lack of, that is pointed out in this one.

1480 · 11-03-08, 12:25 AM

Thats wonderful.....

11-02-08, 11:42 AM	#1
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	WTF are YOU doing? (Stunning Senior Moment) A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. 'You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,' the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. 'The young people of today are much more advanced than people your age. We grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon and the internet. We have cell phones, nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars , computers, automated manufacturing, amazing technologies, ...and,' pausing to take another drink of beer. The senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and said, 'You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young .... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little ****, what are YOU doing for the next generation ?' The applause was resounding... I love senior citizens

11-02-08, 12:07 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,767 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LOL __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-02-08, 02:57 PM	#3
kurtz Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Leighton Buzzard,England Posts: 660 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Filed for future use __________________ War without Fire is like sausages without mustard-Henry V. http://www.myvintagelife.co.uk/

11-03-08, 12:13 AM	#5
Hylander_1314 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2006 Location: 5 Miles Inland West Of Lake Huron Posts: 1,936 Downloads: 139 Uploads: 0	Way to go there Gramps! I like the wisdom that, or lack of, that is pointed out in this one. __________________ A legislative act contrary to the Constitution is not law. -John Marshall Chief Justice of the Supreme Court ---------------------

11-03-08, 12:25 AM	#6
1480 Lead Slinger Join Date: May 2007 Location: Chitcago, Illinoise Posts: 1,442 Downloads: 74 Uploads: 0	Thats wonderful..... __________________

11-02-08, 05:44 PM	#4
Falkirion Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,043 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	:rotfl:Man I've heard of senior moments but thats one of the greatest comebacks I've ever seen.