Having Fun With Sasquatch

Seminole · 09-26-08, 08:35 AM

Have you seen those TV ads from some junk food distributor?...they are kinda funny...and center around a bunch of clueless kids teasing Bigfoot out in the forest... in the end they get their own rear ends kicked.

I was reminded of those ads when quite by accident I found myself in a somewhat similar situation with a Japanese anti-sub ship.

I was in very shallow water trying to get some recon pics. Then this warship detected me and naturally came rushing in at a 90 degree angle. Problem was... my port side was a close as possible to the shoreline so he really couldn't make a run past me....

Only about a quarter of his keel made it past my boat when his bow hit land.

Also he apparently was too "dumb" to circle around and come at me from the bow or stern.

So there he was... he couldn't get his stern over me to drop his ashcans without blowing himself up too. So he kept backing off and rushing in. Time after time. While he was over me and couldn't fire his guns at me , I popped the scope, got the photos and backed out of there until I reached deep water and dropped below a thermal to disappear...leaving behind one frustrated water warrior....

Well....I thought it was rather humorous...

SteamWake · 09-26-08, 08:41 AM

Well thats just absurd... funny but absurd...

What I want to know is how you managed to get to deep water was he still land bouncing?

Also your lucky he dident blow up and sink on top of you

Lastly .. only one picket?

Dude you really need to consider some mods :rotfl: :rotfl:

Seminole · 09-26-08, 11:24 AM

Mods?.... and trade all the fun for unrelenting constant misery?...why?....

...and I got to deep water by backing out of the harbor where the picket whet back on his patrol route and left me alone.

...and yes I kept waiting for him to call his buds but they stayed way ..but I ain't crazy enough to complain 'bout that..

FIREWALL · 09-26-08, 11:29 AM

Funny mission Seminole.

Hylander_1314 · 09-26-08, 01:22 PM

That was funny! Messin' with U.S.N. Subs! That was a good one!

Here are some funny ones too: http://www.trunkmonkey.com/

Task Force · 09-26-08, 02:26 PM

Im supprised you didnt sink the ship(s).:rotfl:

Monica Lewinsky · 09-27-08, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seminole

Have you seen those TV ads from some junk food distributor?...they are kinda funny...and center around a bunch of clueless kids teasing Bigfoot out in the forest... in the end they get their own rear ends kicked.

My small collection of the commercials he's talking about:

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/...nks_Buzzer.mov

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/JackLinks_FlamingBag.mov

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/JackLinks_SaltShaker.mov

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/JackLinks_ShavingCream.mov

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/JackLinks_WaterBowl.mov

*** --->>> You have to right click on the link, pick "SAVE TARGET AS" ... download it, then play it. They are all 15 seconds or less in playback time.

For the life of me, I could never figure out how to auto run Apple's Quicktime Movies within your browser. Sorry for the hassle[s].

Anyway:
I kind of like the Buzzer one and the Shaving Cream one as the best.

SteamWake · 09-27-08, 11:24 AM

You know I dident think of it till now but....

Junk food ! Blasphemy!

Nom Nom Nom I love my carcenogens

09-26-08, 08:35 AM	#1
Seminole Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 102 Uploads: 0	Having Fun With Sasquatch Have you seen those TV ads from some junk food distributor?...they are kinda funny...and center around a bunch of clueless kids teasing Bigfoot out in the forest... in the end they get their own rear ends kicked. I was reminded of those ads when quite by accident I found myself in a somewhat similar situation with a Japanese anti-sub ship. I was in very shallow water trying to get some recon pics. Then this warship detected me and naturally came rushing in at a 90 degree angle. Problem was... my port side was a close as possible to the shoreline so he really couldn't make a run past me.... Only about a quarter of his keel made it past my boat when his bow hit land. Also he apparently was too "dumb" to circle around and come at me from the bow or stern. So there he was... he couldn't get his stern over me to drop his ashcans without blowing himself up too. So he kept backing off and rushing in. Time after time. While he was over me and couldn't fire his guns at me , I popped the scope, got the photos and backed out of there until I reached deep water and dropped below a thermal to disappear...leaving behind one frustrated water warrior.... Well....I thought it was rather humorous... __________________

09-26-08, 11:24 AM	#3
Seminole Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Oregon Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 102 Uploads: 0	Mods?.... and trade all the fun for unrelenting constant misery?...why?.... ...and I got to deep water by backing out of the harbor where the picket whet back on his patrol route and left me alone. ...and yes I kept waiting for him to call his buds but they stayed way ..but I ain't crazy enough to complain 'bout that.. __________________

09-26-08, 11:29 AM	#4
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Funny mission Seminole. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

09-26-08, 01:22 PM	#5
Hylander_1314 Sea Lord Join Date: May 2006 Location: 5 Miles Inland West Of Lake Huron Posts: 1,936 Downloads: 139 Uploads: 0	That was funny! Messin' with U.S.N. Subs! That was a good one! Here are some funny ones too: http://www.trunkmonkey.com/ __________________ A legislative act contrary to the Constitution is not law. -John Marshall Chief Justice of the Supreme Court ---------------------

09-26-08, 02:26 PM	#6
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Im supprised you didnt sink the ship(s).:rotfl: __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

09-26-08, 08:41 AM	#2
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Well thats just absurd... funny but absurd... What I want to know is how you managed to get to deep water was he still land bouncing? Also your lucky he dident blow up and sink on top of you Lastly .. only one picket? Dude you really need to consider some mods :rotfl: :rotfl:

09-27-08, 11:24 AM	#8
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	You know I dident think of it till now but.... Junk food ! Blasphemy! Nom Nom Nom I love my carcenogens