You know you have a good lass when..

Kapitan_Phillips · 01-28-08, 09:36 PM

You voice apprehension about a Silent Hunter 4 mission, saying "Its going to need all I have"

And she replies "Just aswell you're the best"

SUBMAN1 · 01-28-08, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

You voice apprehension about a Silent Hunter 4 mission, saying "Its going to need all I have"

And she replies "Just aswell you're the best"

Aren't you married yet? Crud - get it over with already!

-S

baggygreen · 01-28-08, 10:28 PM

+1!

Blacklight · 01-28-08, 10:30 PM

My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub !

SUBMAN1 · 01-28-08, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Blacklight

My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub !

Hey - that sounds familiar!

It's a conspiracy.

-S

Stealth Hunter · 01-28-08, 10:36 PM

Do I hear wedding bells?

Blacklight · 01-28-08, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Blacklight
My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub !

Hey - that sounds familiar!

It's a conspiracy.

-S

To make matters worse, she's learned that C=Crash Dive and S=Surface !!! And she always somehow times it so I'm either sneaking into a heavily defended harbor, or when I'm being circled by destroyers.

Also.. My U-boat's torpedoes will go fireing off in random directions when she's around too for some reason.

I'll step out of the room for a minute to get a sandwich or something and suddenly from the next room, I'll hear giggling and "ALARRRRRRRRRM !!!!!!"

PeriscopeDepth · 01-30-08, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

You voice apprehension about a Silent Hunter 4 mission, saying "Its going to need all I have"

And she replies "Just aswell you're the best"

Aren't you married yet? Crud - get it over with already!

-S

Agreed. Your signature made me think you were married at first. Been going out with my girl for over three years now and still would never make a sig like that.

PD

baggygreen · 01-31-08, 12:36 AM

PD, you must be copping all sorts of flack from her... subtle hints and so on???

Blacklight · 01-31-08, 12:56 AM

I think not having a wife or live in girlfriend would mean missing out on the TRUE subsim experience (Examples... *giggle* Torpedo Los ! Torpedo Los ! Torpedo Los !!!, *giggle* ALAAAAAAARM !!!! CRASH !!!!, Careful... solution just right.... wait for it... wait for it...."Honey ? Where should I hang this picture ?" TORPEDO LOS in the totally wrong direction, "Honey ? Could you take out the trash ?" *two minutes later* "WTF !?! Where are all my torpedoes !?! And why am I at crush depth !?! NOOO !!!" *giggle giggle*, etc....etc...):rotfl:

My god !!! Maybe they work for the British !!!

Wait.. the same stuff happens to me in Dangerous Waters no matter what country's vessel I'm in... :hmm:

kiwi_2005 · 01-29-08, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

You voice apprehension about a Silent Hunter 4 mission, saying "Its going to need all I have"

And she replies "Just aswell you're the best"

Ahh puppy love aint it great

You mos well lapp it up mate while ya still can, 20yrs from now she'll be telling you to get your ass down stairs and do the fecking dishes! :rotfl:

Joking

Kapitan · 01-29-08, 10:15 AM

I dont have any of these problems because i went the smart way around this.

I fitted two 12 inch steel bolt locks on my door and with the sound right up on my speakers they can yell what they like and im like cant hear you hahaha.

Kapitan_Phillips · 01-29-08, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

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Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

You voice apprehension about a Silent Hunter 4 mission, saying "Its going to need all I have"

And she replies "Just aswell you're the best"

Ahh puppy love aint it great

You mos well lapp it up mate while ya still can, 20yrs from now she'll be telling you to get your ass down stairs and do the fecking dishes! :rotfl:

Joking

"Now darling, as much as I'd LOVE to do those dishes, I'm afraid that doing so would count as dereliction of duty. Which means a firing squad. You'd best choose. ME OR THE DISHES WOMAN! ME OR THE DISHES!!" :rotfl:

dean_acheson · 01-29-08, 10:36 AM

I just do the dishes before I start.

My girlfriend is nice enough to let me just sim away, however, when she does want to discuss where to hang a picture, I just pause the thing, and have that discussion.... I can't do two things at once.

STEED · 01-29-08, 10:56 AM

I heard on the grape vine that the wife would walk in and flash her breasts at you and say. "See these, they need action as well." "Your choice, them or the sub."

Sounds like blackmail to me.

01-28-08, 09:36 PM	#1
Kapitan_Phillips Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Swansea Posts: 3,903 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	You know you have a good lass when.. You voice apprehension about a Silent Hunter 4 mission, saying "Its going to need all I have" And she replies "Just aswell you're the best" __________________ Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

01-28-08, 10:30 PM	#4
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	My wife just walks in, distracts me, or on rare occasions tries to destroy my sub ! __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

01-31-08, 12:56 AM	#10
Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	I think not having a wife or live in girlfriend would mean missing out on the TRUE subsim experience (Examples... giggle Torpedo Los ! Torpedo Los ! Torpedo Los !!!, giggle ALAAAAAAARM !!!! CRASH !!!!, Careful... solution just right.... wait for it... wait for it...."Honey ? Where should I hang this picture ?" TORPEDO LOS in the totally wrong direction, "Honey ? Could you take out the trash ?" two minutes later "WTF !?! Where are all my torpedoes !?! And why am I at crush depth !?! NOOO !!!" giggle giggle, etc....etc...):rotfl: My god !!! Maybe they work for the British !!! Wait.. the same stuff happens to me in Dangerous Waters no matter what country's vessel I'm in... :hmm: __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

01-29-08, 10:15 AM	#12
Kapitan Sub Test Pilot Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: UK + Canada Posts: 7,130 Downloads: 77 Uploads: 7	I dont have any of these problems because i went the smart way around this. I fitted two 12 inch steel bolt locks on my door and with the sound right up on my speakers they can yell what they like and im like cant hear you hahaha. __________________ DONT FORGET if you like a post to nominate it by using the blue diamond Find out about Museum Ships here: https://www.museumships.us/ Flickr for all my pictures: https://www.flickr.com/photos/131313936@N03/ Navy general board articles: https://www.navygeneralboard.com/author/aegis/

01-29-08, 10:56 AM	#15
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	I heard on the grape vine that the wife would walk in and flash her breasts at you and say. "See these, they need action as well." "Your choice, them or the sub." Sounds like blackmail to me. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	+1!

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Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Do I hear wedding bells?

01-31-08, 12:36 AM	#9
baggygreen Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canberra, ACT, Down Under (really On Top) Posts: 1,880 Downloads: 7 Uploads: 0	PD, you must be copping all sorts of flack from her... subtle hints and so on???

01-29-08, 10:36 AM	#14
dean_acheson Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Midwest - USA Posts: 1,057 Downloads: 42 Uploads: 0	I just do the dishes before I start. My girlfriend is nice enough to let me just sim away, however, when she does want to discuss where to hang a picture, I just pause the thing, and have that discussion.... I can't do two things at once.