[REQ]Yeoman Mod

Peto · 12-04-07, 10:48 PM

1st--the reason behind this request: After a week of long hours training (ie testing mods) the Porpoise put to sea for a real war patrol. 1 ship was sunk in 4 weeks. Now, down to our last 4 torpedos (all forward) a Large tanker hove into view with a Minekaze escorting. The approach was flawless!!! Everything checked out perfect! There was no way these shots could miss

!

Well--after all 4 torps had run under the target without exploding, the Porpoise cleverly side-stepped the escort, went to 200 feet and set a silent-running course for Perth. LCom Charlie Chum was not in a mood to be trifled with

. All was well and the range from the menacing Minekaze was opening, "Shhhh! Quiet boys!" It was at that moment that he did.

The yeoman stepped up to the 7MC and piped the watch change. The next thing the pensive Porpoise crew hears is, PING . It took us another hour to get away.

So: The next time I'm silent running and the yeoman decides to play his pipes, I want to have 2 options:

1. I can fire him out of a torpedo tube or
2. The only time we hear his pipes is when he passes gas.

Alas, I fear this mod is beyond my limited understanding of the game mechanics. I can only hope that there is a modder here who hears my boon and answers my plea.

Fincuan · 12-05-07, 12:32 AM

haha

That always scares the **** out of me too. Nothing better than sneaking away from the enemy at complete silence, fearing for the fearsome PING all the time, and then PFFFFFFFT! RELIEVE THE WATCH!

Luckily the enemy doesn't probably hear that ingame.

Peto · 12-05-07, 02:16 AM

Yeah--I'm sure they don't but the timing was perfect in this case. I almost choked on my cheese and crackers!

DrBeast · 12-05-07, 08:51 AM

And, besides having detrimental effects to one's health (as you gentlemen have clearly portrayed), it's a HUGE suspension-breaker.

Factor · 12-05-07, 11:15 AM

and why does it have to be SO loud. the whistle part. the other day i was playing late at nite, had the volume turned up a bit to hear the ocean. then, WHISTLE RELIEVE THE WATCH. bout jumped outta my chair. next thing i know, the baby in the next room is crying, the wife comes in, plops down the baby in my lap, in which she was up for the next two hours. game over.

sparkomatic · 12-05-07, 11:32 AM

OK...I thought I was the only one...

12-04-07, 10:48 PM	#1
Peto Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The details of my life are quite inconsequential Posts: 1,049 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	[REQ]Yeoman Mod 1st--the reason behind this request: After a week of long hours training (ie testing mods) the Porpoise put to sea for a real war patrol. 1 ship was sunk in 4 weeks. Now, down to our last 4 torpedos (all forward) a Large tanker hove into view with a Minekaze escorting. The approach was flawless!!! Everything checked out perfect! There was no way these shots could miss ! Well--after all 4 torps had run under the target without exploding, the Porpoise cleverly side-stepped the escort, went to 200 feet and set a silent-running course for Perth. LCom Charlie Chum was not in a mood to be trifled with . All was well and the range from the menacing Minekaze was opening, "Shhhh! Quiet boys!" It was at that moment that he did. The yeoman stepped up to the 7MC and piped the watch change. The next thing the pensive Porpoise crew hears is, PING . It took us another hour to get away. So: The next time I'm silent running and the yeoman decides to play his pipes, I want to have 2 options: 1. I can fire him out of a torpedo tube or 2. The only time we hear his pipes is when he passes gas. Alas, I fear this mod is beyond my limited understanding of the game mechanics. I can only hope that there is a modder here who hears my boon and answers my plea. __________________ If your target has a 30 degree AOB, the range from his base course line equals the current range divided by 2.

12-05-07, 02:16 AM	#3
Peto Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The details of my life are quite inconsequential Posts: 1,049 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Yeah--I'm sure they don't but the timing was perfect in this case. I almost choked on my cheese and crackers! __________________ If your target has a 30 degree AOB, the range from his base course line equals the current range divided by 2.

12-05-07, 08:51 AM	#4
DrBeast The Old Man Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Somewhere Out In Space Posts: 1,408 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	And, besides having detrimental effects to one's health (as you gentlemen have clearly portrayed), it's a HUGE suspension-breaker. __________________ Let the Beast inside you free!

12-05-07, 12:32 AM	#2
Fincuan Admiral Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Suomi, sauna, puukko, perkele Posts: 2,346 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	haha That always scares the **** out of me too. Nothing better than sneaking away from the enemy at complete silence, fearing for the fearsome PING all the time, and then PFFFFFFFT! RELIEVE THE WATCH! Luckily the enemy doesn't probably hear that ingame.

12-05-07, 11:15 AM	#5
Factor Weps Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 356 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 0	and why does it have to be SO loud. the whistle part. the other day i was playing late at nite, had the volume turned up a bit to hear the ocean. then, WHISTLE RELIEVE THE WATCH. bout jumped outta my chair. next thing i know, the baby in the next room is crying, the wife comes in, plops down the baby in my lap, in which she was up for the next two hours. game over.

12-05-07, 11:32 AM	#6
sparkomatic Seaman Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Okinawa, Japan Posts: 41 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	OK...I thought I was the only one...