Goddammit, Bernard...

Stealth Hunter · 10-26-07, 04:44 PM

About 4 minutes ago, I was playing a single mission in an XXI.

I fired a torpedo, and it turns out it's the sound-sensitive one. It turns right around and slams into the side of my U-boat. Water's pouring in, crewmen are drowning, we're listing, and we sink in less than 30 seconds. Finally, we all die from implosion.

Goddammit, Bernard...

Kodaita · 10-26-07, 04:51 PM

Yeah, you've got to make sure your engines are quiet when you fire those. Also a good idea to dive as well, all they listen for is the loudest noise. Next time tell Bernard he can't play with the pots and pans during attack runs:rotfl:

Stealth Hunter · 10-26-07, 04:59 PM

The lying ******* told me that the enemy vessel was cruising at 25 knots at a distance of 300 meters!

IT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!

Kodaita · 10-26-07, 05:08 PM

AHHHH, now I see the problem. You trusted Bernard :rotfl:

When he says something like 25 knots at 300 m, you need to convert Bernard speak, to something the rest of us understand. For example. Bernard says 8 knots at 1200m, that works out to about 29 knots at about.....oh......30 or so meters...brace for impact :rotfl:

Rykaird · 10-26-07, 05:15 PM

My boss thinks I'm a nut because I'm in a meeting and laughing out loud at this thread.

I so have to get some of these torps and sink myself. What a great story. Too bad your poor crew all had to die just for this laugh, but hey, that's war.

Stealth Hunter · 10-26-07, 05:27 PM

I thought he'd finally get a little more intelligence. Sadly, I was wrong...

Guess it's out the torpedo tubes for Bernard! Hopefully his ass will fit. Might have to throw away some butter on this one.

10-26-07, 04:44 PM	#1
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Goddammit, Bernard... About 4 minutes ago, I was playing a single mission in an XXI. I fired a torpedo, and it turns out it's the sound-sensitive one. It turns right around and slams into the side of my U-boat. Water's pouring in, crewmen are drowning, we're listing, and we sink in less than 30 seconds. Finally, we all die from implosion. Goddammit, Bernard...

10-26-07, 04:51 PM	#2
Kodaita A-ganger Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 76 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Yeah, you've got to make sure your engines are quiet when you fire those. Also a good idea to dive as well, all they listen for is the loudest noise. Next time tell Bernard he can't play with the pots and pans during attack runs:rotfl: __________________ "Helm, bridge...what are you doing 60 degrees off course?" "Bridge, helm...coming back from 90 degrees, sir."

10-26-07, 05:08 PM	#4
Kodaita A-ganger Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Michigan Posts: 76 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	AHHHH, now I see the problem. You trusted Bernard :rotfl: When he says something like 25 knots at 300 m, you need to convert Bernard speak, to something the rest of us understand. For example. Bernard says 8 knots at 1200m, that works out to about 29 knots at about.....oh......30 or so meters...brace for impact :rotfl: __________________ "Helm, bridge...what are you doing 60 degrees off course?" "Bridge, helm...coming back from 90 degrees, sir."

10-26-07, 04:59 PM	#3
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	The lying ******* told me that the enemy vessel was cruising at 25 knots at a distance of 300 meters! IT SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED!!

10-26-07, 05:15 PM	#5
Rykaird Weps Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 356 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	My boss thinks I'm a nut because I'm in a meeting and laughing out loud at this thread. I so have to get some of these torps and sink myself. What a great story. Too bad your poor crew all had to die just for this laugh, but hey, that's war.

10-26-07, 05:27 PM	#6
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	I thought he'd finally get a little more intelligence. Sadly, I was wrong... Guess it's out the torpedo tubes for Bernard! Hopefully his ass will fit. Might have to throw away some butter on this one.