Romanian Convict Sues God For Breaking Baptismal Contract

Skybird · 07-13-07, 07:12 AM

jumpy · 07-13-07, 08:34 AM

Lol, but I bet Romanian insurance companies have a legal clause that exempts them from paying out in full in the event of an 'Act of God.'
:hmm:

bradclark1 · 07-13-07, 10:39 AM

I thought Gods address was Heaven?

U-533 · 07-14-07, 07:51 AM

The prison chaplin's gotta tell this nut

Quote:

"that God does not act without our will and that people have the freedom to choose between good and evil."

There's a few other things too, that need to be told... but when living in a world where everyone is a victim then why bother...?

The Avon Lady · 07-16-07, 02:09 PM

kiwi_2005 · 07-16-07, 03:51 PM

Only reason God doesn't destroy us is cause he spends most of his time laughing at us. We are his 24/7 comedy act.

07-13-07, 07:12 AM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,612 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Romanian Convict Sues God For Breaking Baptismal Contract http://www.spiegel.de/international/...494225,00.html No comment needed __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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jumpy Admiral Join Date: May 2003 Location: Midlands, UK Posts: 2,139 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Lol, but I bet Romanian insurance companies have a legal clause that exempts them from paying out in full in the event of an 'Act of God.' :hmm: __________________ when you’ve been so long in the desert, any water, no matter how brackish, looks like life

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The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	The devil made her do it! __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

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kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Only reason God doesn't destroy us is cause he spends most of his time laughing at us. We are his 24/7 comedy act. __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

07-13-07, 10:39 AM	#3
bradclark1 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Connecticut, USA. Posts: 2,794 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	I thought Gods address was Heaven?