An apology

[Linton]

I would like to take this opportunity,on behalf of the population of the UK, to apologise to the rest of the world for the reforming of the spice girls and their world tour.
They are going to be coming to a major city near you in their quest to raise some cash to support their z-list lifestyle.
They have new names:Common, Lezza, Ginga, Granny and Psycho.
Do not approach them as they can be considered toxic and dangerous.
I once again apologise to you all for any damage caused or pain inflicted.

[jumpy]

Ah god, no...
It was bad enough the first time around the council estate
Now all of their fans have grown up and got lives, do you think they'll still be interested in seeing them jerk about like slappers again?

Questions:

1. Is this a whole new girl band?
2. Will they lipsink all the songs?
3. Will we see pictures of them naked?

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by Linton

I would like to take this opportunity,on behalf of the population of the UK, to apologise to the rest of the world for the reforming of the spice girls and their world tour.

"We'll always have Paris."



EDIT: Regards from London.

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

"We'll always have Paris."



EDIT: Regards from London.

AL, you in the UK? Welcome aboard!!

Now, while you're here, be sure to check in with Scotland Yard, ask them if there's any radicals they need 'removing', oh...and apply for the job of Head of Security while Gordo is arranging his government.

[The Avon Lady]

Originally Posted by Oberon

AL, you in the UK? Welcome aboard!!

It's Almost July. What's with you people and cold overcast weather!

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

It's Almost July. What's with you people and cold overcast weather!

You're in the wrong part of the UK Been quite sunny here today, although a bit nippy.
Whilst you're here though, why not take a gondola ride through Sheffield?

[Konovalov]

Originally Posted by Oberon

You're in the wrong part of the UK Been quite sunny here today, although a bit nippy.
Whilst you're here though, why not take a gondola ride through Sheffield?

And some damned flu bug has been doing the rounds aswell over here.

Back on the Spice Girls. David Beckham must be well happy that Posh is going to get off her skinny anorexic bum and earn some money again.

[stabiz]

Originally Posted by Linton

I would like to take this opportunity,on behalf of the population of the UK, to apologise to the rest of the world for the reforming of the spice girls and their world tour.
They are going to be coming to a major city near you in their quest to raise some cash to support their z-list lifestyle.
They have new names:Common, Lezza, Ginga, Granny and Psycho.
Do not approach them as they can be considered toxic and dangerous.
I once again apologise to you all for any damage caused or pain inflicted.

:rotfl:

[Tchocky]

They called the only black one Scary Spice.

Does anyone else find this hilarious

(woo, remission!!)

[Reaves]

Originally Posted by Linton

I would like to take this opportunity,on behalf of the population of the UK, to apologise to the rest of the world for the reforming of the spice girls and their world tour.
They are going to be coming to a major city near you in their quest to raise some cash to support their z-list lifestyle.
They have new names:Common, Lezza, Ginga, Granny and Psycho.
Do not approach them as they can be considered toxic and dangerous.
I once again apologise to you all for any damage caused or pain inflicted.

Apology NOT accepted. I will be calling my government and requesting that war be declared immediately. All ties are now broken, all bonds are null and void. This abomination must be stemmed immediately. Beware, we go to war.