The Amusing Marketing Guide...

Here is an amusing guide to show you the difference types of promotion.
You’re a man and you see a gorgeous woman at a party, you go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed,”
That’s (Direct Marketing)
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,”He’s fantastic in bed,”
That’s (Advertising)
You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed,”
(That’s Telemarketing)
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed,”
That’s (Public Relations)
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed,”
That’s (Brand Recognition)
You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You talk her into going home with your friend -
That’s a (Sales Rep)
Your friend can’t satisfy her so he calls you - That’s (Tech Support)
You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!”
That’s (Junk Mail)

[P_Funk]

I got one.

You’re a man and you see a gorgeous woman at a party, and you walk by her with a friend and say to your friend so that the woman can overhear you, "you know I've been told by 9 out of 10 women I've slept with that I'm fantastic in bed".

Thats subliminal marketing.

[fatty]

Subliminal marketing would be standing up at a karaoke and singing "deb ni citsatnaf m'I" to the tune of your favourite song.

[bookworm_020]

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You talk her into going home and haveing coffee, then giving her the most mind blowing lovemaking for five minutes, before stopping and saying "that's all till you say I’m fantastic in bed"

That’s (Product Samples):rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[MaxT.dk]

This just keeps getting better and better.
Maxdt, you da man!