Teacher arrested....

06-05-07, 04:58 AM

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto González said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us,"
Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.

They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle.

"When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said: --"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president...

Jimbuna · 06-05-07, 05:15 AM

06-05-07, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I know, I know...
Now I'm gonna be banned for provoking terrorism...:rotfl:

Skybird · 06-05-07, 05:35 AM

Ishmael · 06-05-07, 05:38 AM

Ah Math! An obvious danger to the War on Terra. Don't Think! Obey!

06-05-07, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Ishmael

Ah Math! An obvious danger to the War on Terra. Don't Think! Obey!

The Avon Lady · 06-05-07, 06:05 AM

A major in fraction beyond parallel! :p

06-05-07, 04:58 AM	#1
GakunGak Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Teacher arrested.... A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto González said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. "Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzales said. "They desire solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer, Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle. "When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said: --"If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the president...

06-05-07, 05:15 AM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,717 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,681 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	__________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	A major in fraction beyond parallel! :p __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

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Ishmael Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Morro Bay, Ca. Posts: 659 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	Ah Math! An obvious danger to the War on Terra. Don't Think! Obey!