The " I fart therefore I am " thread

[ReallyDedPoet]

For all those skippers out there who don't take themselves to seriously like this lad, but are a little more like Garth here . Take some time, relax and post a little about the funny :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:side of life.

Also for those skippers who like to avoid or at least take a break from more the social, political and religous threads out there. Can't be saving the world all the time
can we

Someone start us of here with a little bit of funny:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

RDP

[Kapitan_Phillips]

Gladly, my friend

[Penelope_Grey]

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

OMG!! Its funny, because men really did used to think like that. Though every female on the planet knows the vast majority of men's minds cannot fucntion to their full capacity, unlike a womans, because their reproductive organs use a heck of a lot more blood than ours do whichl leaves the brain deprived of vital oxygen!

[ReallyDedPoet]

Originally Posted by Penelope_Grey

OMG!! Its funny, because men really did used to think like that. Though every female on the planet knows the vast majority of men's minds cannot fucntion to their full capacity, unlike a womans, because their reproductive organs use a heck of a lot more blood than ours do whichl leaves the brain deprived of vital oxygen!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[ReallyDedPoet]

We've all been here Especially in the " noob " phase.

[U-533]

I'm thinking of running for "World Emperor"

I will impose strike penalties on those who take themselves to serious.

Also if your personal "CSQ" (Common Sense Quotient) falls below my set limits, you will be retired to a small colony somewhere out of site and out of mind. At this colony you will be expected to provide for yourself. How you do this is strictly up to you.

So that said

A Vote for me is a vote for you!


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PS:

I will ask "waste gate" to be my Vice Emperor

[ReallyDedPoet]

Originally Posted by Kapitan_Phillips

Gladly, my friend

Now thats what I'm talking about:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
Gonna show my wife the first tonight.

[ReallyDedPoet]

Originally Posted by reallydedpoet

For all those skippers out there who don't take themselves to seriously like this lad, but are a little more like Garth here . Take some time, relax and post a little about the funny :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:side of life.

Also for those skippers who like to avoid or at least take a break from more the social, political and religous thread out there. Can't be saving the world all the time
can we

Someone start us of here with a little bit of funny:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

RDP

Just to bring people up to speed