Law suit started against GWX et. al.

darkfin · 12-28-06, 11:19 AM

I have directed my attorney to start civil action against any and all who have assisted in the creation of GWX on the following counts.

Conspiracy to assist home disaster.
Depraved Indifference
Anything else I can blame on them!

Since the release of GWX:

Patrol 1:
Cat got in wall. Had I not been in a fierce battle I would have simply gotten up from computer and retrieved him. Instead, I waited until I was safely at 120 meters. Had to knock hole in wall to get cat.

Patrol 4:
Wife said TV smells hot. I said I’ll check it as soon as I sink this ammo ship. Mean time TV gave off spark and ruined it. Also burned down Christmas Tree.

Patrol 5:
Grandson told me that something wasn’t right with the washer in basement. Couldn’t stop now, trying to shake this d#@! destroyer. 2 hours later I checked things out in the basement. Had to put on my captains hat and rain gear. Went down and started the bilge pump. Hose on washer broke, 6 inches of water in the basement.

Patrol 6:
Sneaking into enemy port. On surface at night and all going well. I hear yelling. Thought a DD snuck up on me. NUTZ! I’m way out here and out of fuel. This isn’t good. The yelling is from my wife. I was to call the fuel guy and tell him to fill us up. I couldn’t! I wasn’t near home, I was out on patrol. Getting cold in here now and she hates bathing in cold water. Told her it isn’t fun being part of a sub crew. As soon as they take the stitches out I’m sure my head will be OK.

I just got off the phone with my attorney. Now he says I have no case! He says there are mitigating circumstances. I got medals and was promoted.
Being a GWX captain is a tough life but someone has to do it!! GREAT JOB GUYS! Your work is simply OUTSTANDING!!!!!

Jim

danlisa · 12-28-06, 11:22 AM

:rotfl: :rotfl: At least your car didn't break down.

Safe-Keeper · 12-28-06, 11:24 AM

Don't scare me like that again

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Actual post::rotfl:

AVGWarhawk · 12-28-06, 12:12 PM

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Good one man and really the truth of the matter

Von Hinten · 12-28-06, 12:26 PM

Great post, though the title scared me a bit.

CWorth · 12-28-06, 01:08 PM

Good grief!!!

Great post...had me worried there when I saw the title.

And just for that you get....

12-28-06, 11:19 AM	#1
darkfin Loader Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sneaking up on a carrier Posts: 83 Downloads: 78 Uploads: 0	Law suit started against GWX et. al. I have directed my attorney to start civil action against any and all who have assisted in the creation of GWX on the following counts. Conspiracy to assist home disaster. Depraved Indifference Anything else I can blame on them! Since the release of GWX: Patrol 1: Cat got in wall. Had I not been in a fierce battle I would have simply gotten up from computer and retrieved him. Instead, I waited until I was safely at 120 meters. Had to knock hole in wall to get cat. Patrol 4: Wife said TV smells hot. I said I’ll check it as soon as I sink this ammo ship. Mean time TV gave off spark and ruined it. Also burned down Christmas Tree. Patrol 5: Grandson told me that something wasn’t right with the washer in basement. Couldn’t stop now, trying to shake this d#@! destroyer. 2 hours later I checked things out in the basement. Had to put on my captains hat and rain gear. Went down and started the bilge pump. Hose on washer broke, 6 inches of water in the basement. Patrol 6: Sneaking into enemy port. On surface at night and all going well. I hear yelling. Thought a DD snuck up on me. NUTZ! I’m way out here and out of fuel. This isn’t good. The yelling is from my wife. I was to call the fuel guy and tell him to fill us up. I couldn’t! I wasn’t near home, I was out on patrol. Getting cold in here now and she hates bathing in cold water. Told her it isn’t fun being part of a sub crew. As soon as they take the stitches out I’m sure my head will be OK. I just got off the phone with my attorney. Now he says I have no case! He says there are mitigating circumstances. I got medals and was promoted. Being a GWX captain is a tough life but someone has to do it!! GREAT JOB GUYS! Your work is simply OUTSTANDING!!!!! Jim

12-28-06, 11:22 AM	#2
danlisa Navy Seal Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cornwall, UK Posts: 5,499 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 1	:rotfl: :rotfl: At least your car didn't break down. __________________

12-28-06, 11:24 AM	#3
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Don't scare me like that again. Actual post::rotfl: __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

12-28-06, 12:12 PM	#4
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,281 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: Good one man and really the truth of the matter __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-28-06, 12:26 PM	#5
Von Hinten Commander Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Netherlands Posts: 466 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	Great post, though the title scared me a bit. __________________ Regardz, Von Hinten UC3 Nautilus' engineer for 45 minutes!

12-28-06, 01:08 PM	#6
CWorth Grey Wolf Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Gettysburg PA Posts: 845 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Good grief!!! Great post...had me worried there when I saw the title. And just for that you get....