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12-25-19, 01:37 PM | #1 |
LSH-2022 Liaison Officer
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Christmas Cracker Jokes
Christmas Cracker Jokes
What do you call Russian Napkins ? Soviets Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion ? because he was outstanding in the Field
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12-25-19, 02:23 PM | #2 |
Shark above Space Chicken
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Wow, language barrier on the first one. I must research.
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12-25-19, 02:43 PM | #3 |
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serviette!
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12-25-19, 03:56 PM | #4 |
Rear Admiral
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What do you call someone from Florida that burst into flames?
A Fire Cracker.
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Extradite Deez Nutz in your mouth Commissioner Mark Rowley you fascist pig. Make 1984 fiction again. |
12-26-19, 05:04 AM | #5 |
Starte das Auto
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Moira didn't get any crackers this year so I've had to make up my own jokes... how about this
Q: What is the dolphins' favourite Christmas carol? A: The First Narwhal
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12-26-19, 05:09 AM | #6 |
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That's a whale of a joke...
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12-26-19, 12:27 PM | #7 | |
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And why dou call this 'carol', you could call it as well a christmas evelyn? English...
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