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Jimbuna · 06-16-21, 04:45 AM

Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other.

Jimbuna · 06-17-21, 07:40 AM

There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.

mapuc · 06-17-21, 08:43 AM

^ Link

www, exit front door-bicycle for some miles and your are in the.nature

Markus

Moonlight · 06-17-21, 10:58 AM

I disagree Markus, exit front door and turn left to No39, knock on front door and ask the single blonde hottie if she needs any DIY repairs doing, if none need doing invite yourself in for a cuppa and listen for the tongue wagging to start.

mapuc · 06-17-21, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moonlight

I disagree Markus, exit front door and turn left to No39, knock on front door and ask the single blonde hottie if she needs any DIY repairs doing, if none need doing invite yourself in for a cuppa and listen for the tongue wagging to start.

I don't think Jim's better half would prefer Jim doing this.

Markus

Jimbuna · 06-18-21, 09:50 AM

The thought of being castrated with a blunt bread knife has absolutely no appeal to me.

Jimbuna · 06-21-21, 12:54 PM

I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom.

Catfish · 06-21-21, 04:16 PM

^ me too

Revenge is beneath me.
Accidents, however, will happen.

Jimbuna · 06-22-21, 06:52 AM

For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog.

Eisenwurst · 06-23-21, 12:19 AM

I like Chocolate Mousse, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

Catfish · 06-23-21, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eisenwurst

I like Chocolate Mousse, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

Jimbuna · 06-23-21, 12:32 PM

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

Jimbuna · 06-24-21, 02:01 PM

I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status.

Jimbuna · 06-25-21, 12:58 PM

But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless.

Jimbuna · 06-26-21, 11:36 AM

If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!

06-16-21, 04:45 AM	#9766
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Some relationships are like Tom and Jerry, they argue and disagree all the time, but they still can't live without each other. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-17-21, 07:40 AM	#9767
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-17-21, 08:43 AM	#9768
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	^ Link www, exit front door-bicycle for some miles and your are in the.nature Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

06-17-21, 10:58 AM	#9769
Moonlight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fookhall Copse Posts: 2,518 Downloads: 184 Uploads: 0	I disagree Markus, exit front door and turn left to No39, knock on front door and ask the single blonde hottie if she needs any DIY repairs doing, if none need doing invite yourself in for a cuppa and listen for the tongue wagging to start. __________________

06-18-21, 09:50 AM	#9771
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The thought of being castrated with a blunt bread knife has absolutely no appeal to me. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-21-21, 12:54 PM	#9772
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I can make the doorbell ring any time I want, all I have to do is go to the bathroom. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-21-21, 04:16 PM	#9773
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^ me too Revenge is beneath me. Accidents, however, will happen. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

06-22-21, 06:52 AM	#9774
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	For the best seat in the house, you'll have to move the dog. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-23-21, 12:19 AM	#9775
Eisenwurst Silent Hunter Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,748 Downloads: 58 Uploads: 0	I like Chocolate Mousse, but I couldn't eat a whole one. __________________

06-23-21, 12:32 PM	#9777
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-24-21, 02:01 PM	#9778
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now change your Facebook status. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-25-21, 12:58 PM	#9779
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-26-21, 11:36 AM	#9780
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!