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Jimbuna · 02-12-21, 09:57 AM

Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

Von Due · 02-12-21, 10:29 AM

There are 2 steps on the way to success:
1. Never reveal everything

Jimbuna · 02-12-21, 01:53 PM

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge.

Jimbuna · 02-13-21, 02:02 PM

I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.

Jimbuna · 02-14-21, 08:28 AM

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.

Von Due · 02-14-21, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

Aktungbby · 02-14-21, 11:48 AM

In Spanish, the word esposa means 'wife' & 'handcuff' YIPES!

when it comes to domestic bickering with my enamorata(40 years)...no wonder "my hands are tied"!

Jimbuna · 02-14-21, 01:30 PM

I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands.

Jimbuna · 02-15-21, 06:56 AM

Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.

Von Due · 02-15-21, 06:17 PM

Sudoku is a search for naked singles.

Jimbuna · 02-16-21, 08:37 AM

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.

Jimbuna · 02-17-21, 07:53 AM

I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition.

Jimbuna · 02-18-21, 07:50 AM

I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.

mapuc · 02-18-21, 10:50 AM

My mouth and brain isn't exactly synchronous-Brain does not connect before speak.

Markus

Jimbuna · 02-18-21, 02:16 PM

If Monday had a face... I would punch it.

02-12-21, 09:57 AM	#9571
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-12-21, 01:53 PM	#9573
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-13-21, 02:02 PM	#9574
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-14-21, 08:28 AM	#9575
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-14-21, 11:48 AM	#9577
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,997 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	hasta la vista BBY! In Spanish, the word *esposa* means 'wife' & 'handcuff' YIPES! when it comes to domestic bickering with my enamorata(40 years)...no wonder "my hands are tied"! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

02-12-21, 10:29 AM	#9572
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,690 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	There are 2 steps on the way to success: 1. Never reveal everything

02-14-21, 01:30 PM	#9578
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-15-21, 06:56 AM	#9579
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-15-21, 06:17 PM	#9580
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,690 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Sudoku is a search for naked singles.

02-16-21, 08:37 AM	#9581
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-17-21, 07:53 AM	#9582
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-18-21, 07:50 AM	#9583
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-18-21, 10:50 AM	#9584
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,537 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	My mouth and brain isn't exactly synchronous-Brain does not connect before speak. Markus __________________ My little lovely female cat

02-18-21, 02:16 PM	#9585
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If Monday had a face... I would punch it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!