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Von Due · 01-11-21, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today.

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Originally Posted by BBC

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un celebrated his birthday with a long wish-list of new weapons.

It included more accurate long-range missiles, super large warheads, spy satellites and a nuclear-powered submarine

Isn't that how everyone celebrate their birthdays?

Jimbuna · 01-11-21, 01:18 PM

Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing.

Jimbuna · 01-12-21, 11:16 AM

If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.

Jimbuna · 01-13-21, 02:14 PM

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.

Jimbuna · 01-14-21, 01:26 PM

There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.

Jimbuna · 01-15-21, 09:24 AM

It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.

Jimbuna · 01-16-21, 03:03 PM

Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.

Jimbuna · 01-17-21, 11:18 AM

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

Von Due · 01-17-21, 06:33 PM

A body at rest remains at rest unless it's kicked out of bed by its parents.

Rockstar · 01-17-21, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.

Back in the day in Miami. When we got bored we used take our Miller Board out

hook it too the tow line and ride it behind one of these

Miller Board, Surfboard same same. Good times were had by all.

Jimbuna · 01-18-21, 10:28 AM

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Jimbuna · 01-19-21, 07:55 AM

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

Commander Wallace · 01-19-21, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.

vienna · 01-19-21, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

Truer words,...

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Jimbuna · 01-20-21, 07:47 AM

If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favour.

01-11-21, 01:18 PM	#9512
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-12-21, 11:16 AM	#9513
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-13-21, 02:14 PM	#9514
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-14-21, 01:26 PM	#9515
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-15-21, 09:24 AM	#9516
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-16-21, 03:03 PM	#9517
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-17-21, 11:18 AM	#9518
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-17-21, 06:33 PM	#9519
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,690 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	A body at rest remains at rest unless it's kicked out of bed by its parents.

01-18-21, 10:28 AM	#9521
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-19-21, 07:55 AM	#9522
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-20-21, 07:47 AM	#9525
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favour. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!