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Jimbuna · 12-08-20, 07:49 AM

Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.

Jimbuna · 12-09-20, 06:02 AM

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.

Catfish · 12-09-20, 07:52 AM

"Capitalism made your iPhone"
"No, Labor made your iPhone.
Labor makes things under any -ism.
-Ism just determines who gets paid."

Made me think

Jimbuna · 12-09-20, 07:55 AM

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible.

Jimbuna · 12-10-20, 09:51 AM

I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

Jimbuna · 12-11-20, 09:14 AM

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Jimbuna · 12-12-20, 09:50 AM

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.

Jimbuna · 12-13-20, 11:33 AM

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Aktungbby · 12-13-20, 12:48 PM

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and are paid just enough not to quit...

Jimbuna · 12-14-20, 06:42 AM

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

Aktungbby · 12-14-20, 11:55 AM

In a recent study, nine out of ten husbands agree : their wives are always right. Husband # ten has not been seen since the study concluded.

Jimbuna · 12-14-20, 12:23 PM

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Jimbuna · 12-15-20, 09:56 AM

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

Aktungbby · 12-15-20, 01:45 PM

with the current Covid pandemic: don't sweat the petty things...and don't pet the sweaty things!

Jimbuna · 12-15-20, 02:06 PM

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

12-08-20, 07:49 AM	#9451
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-09-20, 06:02 AM	#9452
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-09-20, 07:52 AM	#9453
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,766 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	"Capitalism made your iPhone" "No, Labor made your iPhone. Labor makes things under any -ism. -Ism just determines who gets paid." Made me think __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

12-09-20, 07:55 AM	#9454
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	As long as everything is exactly the way I want it.. I'm totally flexible. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-10-20, 09:51 AM	#9455
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-11-20, 09:14 AM	#9456
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-12-20, 09:50 AM	#9457
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-13-20, 11:33 AM	#9458
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-13-20, 12:48 PM	#9459
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,997 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and are paid just enough not to quit... __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

12-14-20, 06:42 AM	#9460
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-14-20, 11:55 AM	#9461
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,997 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	In a recent study, nine out of ten husbands agree : their wives are always right. Husband # ten has not been seen since the study concluded. __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

12-14-20, 12:23 PM	#9462
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-15-20, 09:56 AM	#9463
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-15-20, 01:45 PM	#9464
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,997 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	with the current Covid pandemic: don't sweat the petty things...and don't pet the sweaty things! inspired by late humorist George Carlin __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

12-15-20, 02:06 PM	#9465
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!