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Aktungbby · 11-20-20, 12:46 PM

my indoor cat, Penelope, does it with her eyes open!...most of the day

Jimbuna · 11-20-20, 01:00 PM

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Jimbuna · 11-21-20, 10:04 AM

I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Aktungbby · 11-21-20, 12:48 PM

and yer medulla ain't 'zackly oblongata either!

Jimbuna · 11-21-20, 01:07 PM

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

Jimbuna · 11-22-20, 07:41 AM

Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck.

Jimbuna · 11-23-20, 09:31 AM

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Catfish · 11-23-20, 03:06 PM

^ i have to memorise this

Jimbuna · 11-24-20, 05:01 AM

Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

Jimbuna · 11-25-20, 12:25 PM

I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!

Gerald · 11-25-20, 06:00 PM

When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all.

Jimbuna · 11-26-20, 05:07 AM

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Jimbuna · 11-27-20, 06:40 AM

Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

mapuc · 11-27-20, 05:33 PM

While other children were being vaccinated with syringes, I was vaccinated with a gramophone pen

Markus

Jimbuna · 11-28-20, 07:21 AM

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."

11-20-20, 12:46 PM	#9421
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,997 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	my indoor cat, Penelope, does it with her eyes open!...most of the day __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

11-20-20, 01:00 PM	#9422
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-21-20, 10:04 AM	#9423
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-21-20, 12:48 PM	#9424
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,997 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	and yer medulla ain't 'zackly oblongata either! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

11-21-20, 01:07 PM	#9425
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-22-20, 07:41 AM	#9426
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you are bad luck. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-23-20, 09:31 AM	#9427
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-23-20, 03:06 PM	#9428
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,766 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^ i have to memorise this __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

11-24-20, 05:01 AM	#9429
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-25-20, 12:25 PM	#9430
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-25-20, 06:00 PM	#9431
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	When you give each other everything, it becomes an even trade. Each wins all. __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

11-26-20, 05:07 AM	#9432
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-27-20, 06:40 AM	#9433
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Been there done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

11-27-20, 05:33 PM	#9434
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,537 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	While other children were being vaccinated with syringes, I was vaccinated with a gramophone pen Markus

11-28-20, 07:21 AM	#9435
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!