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Von Due · 06-05-20, 07:55 AM

To the person losing his hearing aid in the street, having a sticker on it with a name and a phone number printed on: What, exactly, did you hope to accomplish there?

Jimbuna · 06-05-20, 12:54 PM

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.

Jimbuna · 06-06-20, 01:55 PM

Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to.

Jimbuna · 06-07-20, 01:31 PM

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else.

mapuc · 06-07-20, 01:59 PM

First they said Alcohol could kill this Corona virus
Then they said Smokers was somehow immune
Lately they have said UV could kill this Corona virus.

So if you see me walking around naked, with a cigaret in my mouth and drunk, then take no notice of me..I'm just trying to fight this virus.

Markus

Catfish · 06-07-20, 02:04 PM

^ i just realized i will never catch it.

vienna · 06-07-20, 11:12 PM

So, that's what your neighbors ere complaining about...

<O>

Jimbuna · 06-08-20, 06:44 AM

I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing.

Catfish · 06-08-20, 07:48 AM

Can any mirror be sold as new?

Jimbuna · 06-08-20, 01:35 PM

“Why cant i see my reflection in a mirror”
Stevie wondered

Catfish · 06-09-20, 02:01 AM

^

You know you speak good english in England when no one congratulates you for how good it is.

Jimbuna · 06-09-20, 05:25 AM

I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself.

Jimbuna · 06-10-20, 01:17 PM

That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.

Jimbuna · 06-11-20, 01:37 PM

Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.

Jimbuna · 06-12-20, 01:18 PM

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

06-05-20, 12:54 PM	#9062
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-06-20, 01:55 PM	#9063
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-07-20, 01:31 PM	#9064
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-07-20, 02:04 PM	#9066
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^ i just realized i will never catch it. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

06-07-20, 11:12 PM	#9067
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	So, that's what your neighbors ere complaining about... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

06-05-20, 07:55 AM	#9061
Von Due Sea Lord Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,690 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	To the person losing his hearing aid in the street, having a sticker on it with a name and a phone number printed on: What, exactly, did you hope to accomplish there?

06-07-20, 01:59 PM	#9065
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	First they said Alcohol could kill this Corona virus Then they said Smokers was somehow immune Lately they have said UV could kill this Corona virus. So if you see me walking around naked, with a cigaret in my mouth and drunk, then take no notice of me..I'm just trying to fight this virus. Markus

06-08-20, 06:44 AM	#9068
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-08-20, 07:48 AM	#9069
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Can any mirror be sold as new? __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

06-08-20, 01:35 PM	#9070
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	“Why cant i see my reflection in a mirror” Stevie wondered __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-09-20, 02:01 AM	#9071
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	^ You know you speak good english in England when no one congratulates you for how good it is. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

06-09-20, 05:25 AM	#9072
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I want to sleep but my brain won't stop talking to itself. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-10-20, 01:17 PM	#9073
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-11-20, 01:37 PM	#9074
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-12-20, 01:18 PM	#9075
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!