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Aktungbby · 05-15-20, 10:18 AM

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes, and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Jimbuna · 05-16-20, 04:31 AM

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

Jimbuna · 05-17-20, 01:53 PM

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Aktungbby · 05-17-20, 01:58 PM

Patriotism is fundamentally the basic concept that your country is the most wonderful on the planet 'cause you were born in it!

occasionally offset by: "people vote with their feet"

Jimbuna · 05-18-20, 01:36 PM

In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor."

mapuc · 05-18-20, 01:37 PM

There are two basic voting rules.

1. Voters shall have the right to unrestricted complain forever
2. Voters shall have total liability. A voters action shall never be questioned.

Markus

Jimbuna · 05-19-20, 04:11 AM

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

Aktungbby · 05-19-20, 10:44 AM

We never really grow up; we just learn how to act in public.

Aktungbby · 05-19-20, 08:27 PM

By the time a man realizes daddy was right, he has a son who thinks he's all wrong.

Jimbuna · 05-20-20, 07:28 AM

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet.

Jimbuna · 05-20-20, 01:29 PM

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Aktungbby · 05-20-20, 08:46 PM

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us!

Jimbuna · 05-21-20, 06:19 AM

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom."

Jimbuna · 05-22-20, 01:30 PM

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.

Aktungbby · 05-22-20, 04:13 PM

Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night!

05-15-20, 10:18 AM	#9031
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,981 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes, and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

05-16-20, 04:31 AM	#9032
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-17-20, 01:53 PM	#9033
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-17-20, 01:58 PM	#9034
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,981 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Patriotism is fundamentally the basic concept that your country is the most wonderful on the planet 'cause you were born in it! occasionally offset by: "people vote with their feet" __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

05-18-20, 01:36 PM	#9035
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-18-20, 01:37 PM	#9036
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,535 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	There are two basic voting rules. 1. Voters shall have the right to unrestricted complain forever 2. Voters shall have total liability. A voters action shall never be questioned. Markus

05-19-20, 04:11 AM	#9037
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-19-20, 10:44 AM	#9038
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,981 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	We never really grow up; we just learn how to act in public. __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

05-19-20, 08:27 PM	#9039
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,981 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	By the time a man realizes daddy was right, he has a son who thinks he's all wrong. __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

05-20-20, 07:28 AM	#9040
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-20-20, 01:29 PM	#9041
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-20-20, 08:46 PM	#9042
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,981 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

05-21-20, 06:19 AM	#9043
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremendous boredom." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-22-20, 01:30 PM	#9044
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-22-20, 04:13 PM	#9045
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,981 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night! __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!