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Jimbuna · 03-01-19, 08:07 AM

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...

Jimbuna · 03-02-19, 10:29 AM

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Jimbuna · 03-03-19, 08:42 AM

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Jimbuna · 03-04-19, 10:21 AM

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Jimbuna · 03-05-19, 11:17 AM

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

Jimbuna · 03-06-19, 10:14 AM

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Jimbuna · 03-07-19, 06:59 AM

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

vienna · 03-07-19, 05:08 PM

..and behind every successful woman, is a man wanting to take the credit...

(Got that a long while back from my second ex...)...

<O>

Jimbuna · 03-08-19, 06:53 AM

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Aktungbby · 03-08-19, 07:40 PM

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LAB RATS AND HUMANS IS THAT RATS LEARN FROM EXPERIENCE....

Jimbuna · 03-09-19, 10:23 AM

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Aktungbby · 03-09-19, 10:30 AM

I TEND TO MAKE FEW DECISIONS; CHOICES HAVE CONSEQUENCES

Jimbuna · 03-10-19, 09:17 AM

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Aktungbby · 03-10-19, 10:53 AM

KNOWLEDGE IS KNOWING A TOMATO IS A FRUIT. WISDOM IS NOT PUTTING IT IN A FRUIT SALAD

Jimbuna · 03-11-19, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aktungbby

KNOWLEDGE IS KNOWING A TOMATO IS A FRUIT. WISDOM IS NOT PUTTING IT IN A FRUIT SALAD

03-01-19, 08:07 AM	#8296
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-02-19, 10:29 AM	#8297
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-03-19, 08:42 AM	#8298
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-04-19, 10:21 AM	#8299
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-05-19, 11:17 AM	#8300
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-06-19, 10:14 AM	#8301
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-07-19, 06:59 AM	#8302
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-07-19, 05:08 PM	#8303
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	..and behind every successful woman, is a man wanting to take the credit... (Got that a long while back from my second ex...)... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

03-08-19, 06:53 AM	#8304
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-08-19, 07:40 PM	#8305
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,984 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LAB RATS AND HUMANS IS THAT RATS LEARN FROM EXPERIENCE.... __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

03-09-19, 10:23 AM	#8306
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-09-19, 10:30 AM	#8307
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,984 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	I TEND TO MAKE FEW DECISIONS; CHOICES HAVE CONSEQUENCES __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!

03-10-19, 09:17 AM	#8308
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-10-19, 10:53 AM	#8309
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,984 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	KNOWLEDGE IS KNOWING A TOMATO IS A FRUIT. WISDOM IS NOT PUTTING IT IN A FRUIT SALAD __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!!