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Aktungbby · 10-02-17, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

or yellow

STEED · 10-02-17, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you as they shout out the window.."GET OUT THE BLOODY WAY WE'RE LATE FOR THE FREEMASON AGM".

Fixed.

vienna · 10-02-17, 06:34 PM

^ This reminded me of an incident I saw when I first moved to Los Angeles in 1970: one night, I was feeling in the mood for a midnight snack and I decided to go to a 24 hour burger place a few blocks away; the restaurant was on a wide, major cross street in the area; as I approached the stand, there was suddenly the loud wails of sirens and the roar of car engines with lights flashing; approaching from a few blocks away were a pair of LAPD cars hurtling full blast down the main street; they roared up to the stand and screeched into the parking lot; customers were starting to look for cover fearing some sort of violent police/criminal activity was about to take place; instead; after the cars stopped, the officers emerged laughing - it seems they were racing each other with the loser having to pay for the meal...

<O>

Jimbuna · 10-03-17, 07:37 AM

You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate.
So now you're leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure - and the biggest challenge - of your young lives:

Moving back in with your parents.

Gerald · 10-03-17, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

You had hubba hubba=sex?

If i missed read that hand me a double scotch on the rocks.

Do you think it's about the Stone Age? Well in this case ya got a bottle of gin.

STEED · 10-03-17, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

Do you think it's about the Stone Age? Well in this case ya got a bottle of gin.

Jimbuna · 10-04-17, 05:59 AM

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."

fireftr18 · 10-04-17, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."

That's a bird brained thing to do.

Jimbuna · 10-05-17, 06:45 AM

Your families are extremely proud of you.
You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing.
This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.

Gerald · 10-05-17, 10:06 AM

Time to planing some travel.

Jimbuna · 10-06-17, 10:19 AM

Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.

Gerald · 10-06-17, 05:10 PM

This sounds right!!

Catfish · 10-07-17, 06:11 AM

Nice !

Those Genuas reall dwarf the "main" sail

Jimbuna · 10-07-17, 06:54 AM

What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.

Gerald · 10-07-17, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

Nice !

Those Genuas reall dwarf the "main" sail

But she "cost" my age pension insurance.

10-02-17, 06:34 PM	#7518
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	^ This reminded me of an incident I saw when I first moved to Los Angeles in 1970: one night, I was feeling in the mood for a midnight snack and I decided to go to a 24 hour burger place a few blocks away; the restaurant was on a wide, major cross street in the area; as I approached the stand, there was suddenly the loud wails of sirens and the roar of car engines with lights flashing; approaching from a few blocks away were a pair of LAPD cars hurtling full blast down the main street; they roared up to the stand and screeched into the parking lot; customers were starting to look for cover fearing some sort of violent police/criminal activity was about to take place; instead; after the cars stopped, the officers emerged laughing - it seems they were racing each other with the loser having to pay for the meal... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

10-03-17, 07:37 AM	#7519
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You have committed the grave tactical blunder of acquiring enough university credits to graduate. So now you're leaving college and embarking on the greatest adventure - and the biggest challenge - of your young lives: Moving back in with your parents. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-04-17, 05:59 AM	#7522
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot." __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-05-17, 06:45 AM	#7524
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-05-17, 10:06 AM	#7525
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	Time to planing some travel. __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

10-06-17, 10:19 AM	#7526
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-06-17, 05:10 PM	#7527
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	This sounds right!! __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

10-07-17, 06:11 AM	#7528
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Nice ! Those Genuas reall dwarf the "main" sail __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

10-07-17, 06:54 AM	#7529
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!