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Aktungbby · 08-19-16, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

"bang the rocks to together."

R U writing The Hitchhiker Guide to

?

My favorite from Douglas Adams:

Quote:

“It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.”

But the best are in the Bilge ...at

where deranged 'mancaving' is a considered... a verb!

STEED · 08-19-16, 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

R U writing T[U]he Hitchhiker Guide to

?

Maybe.

I like the one on art, as I recall it goes like this..The function of art is to hold a mirror up to nature and there simply isn't a mirror big enough there for there is no art.

One in the eye for the poncy art world.

Gerald · 08-19-16, 11:55 AM

Nice movie.

Aktungbby · 08-19-16, 12:02 PM

U were complaining about unemployment: (how close is Ipswitch) http://mentalfloss.com/article/82609/job-alert-become-uk-hedgehog-officer salary of about $31,300! There are now four hedgehog-officer slots around the country, with more expected, along with a platoon of hedgehog doctors, 800 hedgehog rehabilitators and untold numbers of hedgehog foster parents.

< SIR STEED: hedgehog officer!

http://www.wsj.com/articles/england-is-looking-for-a-few-good-senior-hedgehog-officers-1471444003

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Some 150 people applied this summer for a new position as hedgehog officer of Ipswich, with inquiries from as far away as Mexico and Kenya. Duties include turning Ipswich into the “most hedgehog friendly” town in England. What more perfect job could there be than a hedgehog officer?” asks Fay Vass, chief executive of the 11,000-member British Hedgehog Preservation Society. “You spend the day trying to make things better for hedgehogs. What more could you ask for?

Catfish · 08-19-16, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

I think of a new car.Hmm.....

Would you buy an MG ZT 190 (or the ZT Tourer) ?

Gerald · 08-19-16, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Catfish

Would you buy an MG ZT 190 (or the ZT Tourer) ?

Good question, I probably would "like" to have a four-wheel drive and a turbocharged car (like TDI) which is standard in principle, anyway, when it comes to engine like as above, it's common that you know.So if it should be a four-wheel drive, it's a little less of opportunities.

Gerald · 08-19-16, 06:39 PM

What a beauty.

Reece · 08-19-16, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

I think of a new car.Hmm.....

I think of a new debt!! Hmm

Just go the whole hog, buy a car and a boat!!

Gerald · 08-19-16, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Reece

I think of a new debt!! Hmm

Maybe I can help with financial advice and it will be free for you, Reece.

Reece · 08-19-16, 09:27 PM

Owing a hundred thousand dollar mortgage at the age of 64, I doubt it!!

Jimbuna · 08-20-16, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

U were complaining about unemployment: (how close is Ipswitch)

I hope you aren't interested because if you are, your application letter probably won't even get opened.....you've spelled the name of the town incorrectly.

Eichhörnchen · 08-20-16, 07:50 AM

I noticed that too

STEED · 08-20-16, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

U were complaining about unemployment: (how close is Ipswitch)

Ipswitch train station in Jamaica is closed, why would anyone complain about unemployment there?

As for Ipswich in the UK I have no idea.

Aktungbby · 08-20-16, 08:58 AM

Damn! there I go; crossing my T's again! Looks like an interesting job though. I had a stint as the de facto game warden on a large airbase as part of the police force there: mostly deer, feral cats wiTch we fed,

birds... and an occasional mountain lion and poachers. The puma was a godsend as it finished off a lot of the road-cripple'd deer and cut back the over-breeding population before moving on. The advised Coast Guard resident's kids were of some concern, but if we'd called Fish and Game they would have darted the animal & possibly killed a perfectly good catamount...as has happened in the past. All the officers particularly enjoyed the wildlife on the large mostly overgrown base.

Catfish · 08-20-16, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendor

What a beauty.

Yes, a Hallberg-Rassy?

Forget about the car and get a boat.
"I should buy a boat". Yes, or at least charter one regularly, at least once a year.

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Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	Nice movie. __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

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Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	What a beauty. __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie

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Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,688 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Owing a hundred thousand dollar mortgage at the age of 64, I doubt it!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

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08-20-16, 08:58 AM	#6764
Aktungbby Gefallen Engel U-666 Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: On a tilted, overheated, overpopulated spinning mudball on Collision course with Andromeda Galaxy Posts: 29,984 Downloads: 24 Uploads: 0	Damn! there I go; crossing my T's again! Looks like an interesting job though. I had a stint as the de facto game warden on a large airbase as part of the police force there: mostly deer, feral cats wiTch we fed, birds... and an occasional mountain lion and poachers. The puma was a godsend as it finished off a lot of the road-cripple'd deer and cut back the over-breeding population before moving on. The advised Coast Guard resident's kids were of some concern, but if we'd called Fish and Game they would have darted the animal & possibly killed a perfectly good catamount...as has happened in the past. All the officers particularly enjoyed the wildlife on the large mostly overgrown base. __________________ "Only two things are infinite; The Universe and human squirrelyness?!! Last edited by Aktungbby; 08-20-16 at 09:45 AM.