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[vienna]

What does anyone really need in life? Let's consult the sage:





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[Eichhörnchen]

My wife and I both get mad when we see people leave the toilet without washing their hands. Last week I was taking a pee in the supermarket toilet and this dirty sod marched out of one of the cubicles, then straight out the door. I quickly washed my hands and followed him; he'd had time to disappear, but guess where he was when I caught up with him? In the fruit & veg department, squeezing bloody mangoes!

I mentioned it again to my wife this morning, saying I'd felt a bit guilty afterwards for not telling a member of staff. I wasn't about to tell him I'd seen him putting his cruddy fingers all over the mangoes; he was about 25, way over six feet, and might've said "How about I put my cruddy fingers around your throat, you interfering little bastard?"

[Reece]

I hate that as well, thankfully I wash all my fruit and vegies, obviously he was brought up in a pig sty!!

I notice you are still around Gerald, I miss your stirring!!

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

My wife and I both get mad when we see people leave the toilet without washing their hands.

Please don't get me started on that one!

I suggest you tell and everyone else tell the store to put up notices please wash your hands and not just march out spreading your germs all over the fresh fruit and veg. I get angry at people groping fresh produce to see how plump it is, how fresh it is, how soft it is, how this and that it drives me mad.

Last week I had ago at at some bloke in his 20's telling him to get off the payment riding his bike and ride it on the road. After telling him he has broken section 64 of the Highway act which states "You MUST NOT cycle on a pavement" I got the normal F-off from these swine. I say swine as every one I have spoken to they think they have this given right above the law to do as they please!

[Jimbuna]

One of my favourite tricks would be not to dry my hands after washing them in a pub toilet and hopefully, on your way out of the toilet you'd meet someone you knew coming in.

Not often it happened but when it did, the act of shaking their hand with a greeting would usually bring a slightly delayed reaction of disdain or shock.

[STEED]

One thing that really gets me mad in summer is these people who have bonfires and this month so far the stench of four of them have stunk my room out! Like most people around here we open our windows for some fresh air and cooler air at night, we don't need the pong of a burnt out bonfire wafting it's way in so we have to close the windows!

[Jimbuna]

In terms of neighbourly friendliness you must be a right bundle of laughs.

Wouldn't surprise me if you were collectively referred to as Victor Meldrew

[STEED]

[Jimbuna]

[Reece]

Enough!!

[Eichhörnchen]

"That's quite enough now..."

[STEED]

Bit of fun banter and out com the PC do gooders.

Good job jim and I are not PC.

[Eichhörnchen]

"No, you are just a naughty boy who's going to get his legs slapped"

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

"No, you are just a naughty boy who's going to get his legs slapped"

Coming from the woman who could not keep her knickers on, jumping into bed with other men behind her husbans back.

[Reece]

Oh pussum you have been a naughty girl then!!