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[Herr-Berbunch]

Originally Posted by Platapus

There was a test to see if you can think and understand how a psychopath thinks.

A man is attending a funeral of a beloved family member. At the funeral, the man meets and becomes infatuated with this lady also attending the same funeral.

One month later, the man murders his grandmother.

What why did the man kill his grandmother?

I am not surprised that I was able to immediately answer this correctly.

So he can attend another funeral and bump into this lady

[Betonov]

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

So he can attend another funeral and bump into this lady

I'd go with the same answer. But could be an inheratance issue that arose with the death of the prevous fammily member. Or his grandmother went demented after that death and started verbaly abusing the man. Maybe she went demented and it was an act of self-defence after she attacked him. Maybe it was a mistake. She came to get some pills and he mistook her for a burglar.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

So he can attend another funeral and bump into this lady

I'd go for that

[Gerald]

NC,gear down...

[Gerald]

[Penguin]

Originally Posted by Betonov

Since you're holding the rank of medic, I'll trust your word and go get her

As a member of the Arbeiter-Samariter-Bund I also say: get her:

[STEED]

That women is a right bitch.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Vendor

That leaves me totally bemused

[Penguin]

There is no translation into German for the word "service" - as those crazy thoughts this term implies just do not exist....

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Penguin

There is no translation into German for the word "service" - as those crazy thoughts this term implies just do not exist....

"Dienst"? But I'm guessing that's more like "duty" instead.

[Gerald]

Originally Posted by jimbuna

That leaves me totally bemused

Just a small taste of the city in tunes .... before I take place

[Herr-Berbunch]

Originally Posted by Penguin

There is no translation into German for the word "service" - as those crazy thoughts this term implies just do not exist....

Google Translate says different - dienst. But you should know best.

In what context of service -

The beginning hit of a tennis ball?
A waiter providing you with food?
A radio station's broadcast?
Your job within the armed forces?
A speaker to regular religious meetings?
A garage's periodic maintenance on a vehicle?



Edit - not in before FK, what a suprise!

[frau kaleun]

Google Translate says different - dienst. But you should know best.

In what context of service -

The beginning hit of a tennis ball?
A waiter providing you with food?
A radio station's broadcast?
Your job within the armed forces?
A speaker to regular religious meetings?
A garage's periodic maintenance on a vehicle?

Zere iz no 'serfice'! Zere iz only duty! Ze tennis player does hiz duty! Ze vaiter does hiz duty! Ze mechanic does hiz duty!

[Penguin]

there is a word called Dienstleistung - but no German ever heard of that.

Well, I tried to "communicate" with a privatized "service provider" for our town. I tried to explain the word to the people I talked with.... Like talking with eunuchs about condoms.
And tried to remind them, that they should do a little more than just leeching on the taxpayer's money, providing worse service for more money than t was when it was in the responsibility of the city...

Those morons are responsible for the trash service here - now I am afraid that I will be chased by orange grabage trucks the next time I'll be on the street

[danasan]

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there is a word called Dienstleistung - but no German ever heard of that.

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Believe it or not... Here is a company running a business and on their cars they have in big letters "Dienstleistungsservice" What a shame...