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Sailor Steve · 02-26-15, 08:27 PM

I think the point being missed here is that the British Empire disappeared long ago, and since The Sun never sets on the British Empire, said Empire obviously took The Sun with it. Wherever the British Empire, and The Sun, may be now, it's definitely not anywhere near Britain. In fact they complain about never seeing The Sun, so complaints about them hogging it are sorely misplaced.

Wolferz · 02-26-15, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

And the correct pronunciation is???

It's pronounced... Mud.
That rhymes with pud.
As a Squirl, his pud is always in the mud.

If he had a flat tail he'd be a Beaver.

soopaman2 · 02-26-15, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I think the point being missed here is that the British Empire disappeared long ago, and since The Sun never sets on the British Empire, said Empire obviously took The Sun with it. Wherever the British Empire, and The Sun, may be now, it's definitely not anywhere near Britain. In fact they complain about never seeing The Sun, so complaints about them hogging it are sorely misplaced.

Then why is it almost March and 20 degrees colder, always windy, and snowing every 5 days.

Who the hell stole the sun?!

I am violating the Logan Act of 1799 by asking any foreign power to help us claim the sun from Britain in the name of liberty. She has a lot of so called commonwealths all over the globe as well as former colonies, it can be anywhere.

If Spring is restored, then me and my men will stand down.

If not,...Get ready to pay Britain.

Eichhörnchen · 02-27-15, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Sorry. Only Neal can change peoples' names.

Well if he can't do me an Eichhörnchen, maybe I could have a Eichhrnchen instead?

Jimbuna · 02-27-15, 10:22 AM

I'm wondering if I'll ever get the two minutes of life back I wasted readontg the previous two pages.

Betonov · 02-27-15, 12:03 PM

When I die I want to be crammed into the furnace of a steam engine and cremated there and then thrown out of the smokestack into the surrounding countryside

STEED · 02-27-15, 12:55 PM

Sex is over rated I got it down to 20 minutes now, more drinking time.

^That was said by a mate on mind right in front of his wife!

I made a quick exit, nothing in the local newspapers yet.

Eichhörnchen · 02-27-15, 02:23 PM

"I'm jolly well fed up with people saying I look like I should be in The Simpsons, so I'm going for a facial to make me look more dignified, as befits my calling..."

The next day:

"Oy, Caramba!"

Eichhörnchen · 02-28-15, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

I missed this thread. The GT of GT

A very apt description and so did I: by a whole year. My only comment would be that we now have "Random Thought", but can't they live together, side by side? Isn't there room in the World for both of them?

Tango589 · 02-28-15, 07:14 AM

This thread is news to me as well! The two can be merged if necessary, there's no need to have 2 threads for gibberish floating round...

Eichhörnchen · 02-28-15, 07:20 AM

SHUT! UP SHUT UP! Don't say that: I was hoping we'd get TWO threads where I can post my rubbish...

Tango589 · 02-28-15, 07:29 AM

What do you mean? You post your rubbish anywhere you can!

Harvs · 02-28-15, 07:32 AM

If a man states an opinion and there is no woman to hear it, is he still wrong?

Tango589 · 02-28-15, 07:33 AM

When I die, they can harvest my organs for anything still within its best before date, then whatever's left gets donated to science. They can tie helium balloons to my wedding tackle and float me into space if the feel like it!

Also, did Groucho Marx ever have to wear a disguise?

Eichhörnchen · 02-28-15, 07:44 AM

"Gollocks!"

02-26-15, 08:27 PM	#6106
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I think the point being missed here is that the British Empire disappeared long ago, and since The Sun never sets on the British Empire, said Empire obviously took The Sun with it. Wherever the British Empire, and The Sun, may be now, it's definitely not anywhere near Britain. In fact they complain about never seeing The Sun, so complaints about them hogging it are sorely misplaced. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-27-15, 10:22 AM	#6110
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I'm wondering if I'll ever get the two minutes of life back I wasted readontg the previous two pages. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-27-15, 12:55 PM	#6112
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Sex is over rated I got it down to 20 minutes now, more drinking time. ^That was said by a mate on mind right in front of his wife! I made a quick exit, nothing in the local newspapers yet. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

02-27-15, 02:23 PM	#6113
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,374 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Pope Innocent III thought: "I'm jolly well fed up with people saying I look like I should be in The Simpsons, so I'm going for a facial to make me look more dignified, as befits my calling..." The next day: "Oy, Caramba!"

02-28-15, 07:14 AM	#6115
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	This thread is news to me as well! The two can be merged if necessary, there's no need to have 2 threads for gibberish floating round... __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-27-15, 12:03 PM	#6111
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	When I die I want to be crammed into the furnace of a steam engine and cremated there and then thrown out of the smokestack into the surrounding countryside

02-28-15, 07:20 AM	#6116
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,374 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	SHUT! UP SHUT UP! Don't say that: I was hoping we'd get TWO threads where I can post my rubbish...

02-28-15, 07:29 AM	#6117
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	What do you mean? You post your rubbish anywhere you can! __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-28-15, 07:32 AM	#6118
Harvs Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Noonamah,Darwin Posts: 769 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	If a man states an opinion and there is no woman to hear it, is he still wrong? __________________ *You cannot kill that which cannot be hit.* [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Intel Core i7-2600K CPU @ 3.40GHz Liquid cooled NVIDIA GeForce GTX650 TiBOOST X2 in SLI 16GB RAM Windows 7 Home Premium SP1 64BIT ASUS MAXIMUS V GENE Motherboard

02-28-15, 07:33 AM	#6119
Tango589 Still crazy as ever! Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 3,375 Downloads: 180 Uploads: 1	When I die, they can harvest my organs for anything still within its best before date, then whatever's left gets donated to science. They can tie helium balloons to my wedding tackle and float me into space if the feel like it! Also, did Groucho Marx ever have to wear a disguise? __________________ Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...

02-28-15, 07:44 AM	#6120
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,374 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	"Gollocks!"