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Betonov · 06-15-12, 09:55 AM

The strangest thing happened to me today.
Three of the Bosnians I work with (and get along extremly well) bought me coffee during break, the suddenly one of them pulled a Quran from his backpack and started reading some lines in arabic. When he was finished he said: you're one of ours now.

I think I've been converted to Islam

Salam Alekum

kranz · 06-15-12, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

The strangest thing happened to me today.
Three of the Bosnians I work with (and get along extremly well) bought me coffee during break, the suddenly one of them pulled a Quran from his backpack and started reading some lines in arabic. When he was finished he said: you're one of ours now.

I think I've been converted to Islam

Salam Alekum

taking into consideration these 72 virgins already waiting for you...this seems to be a good news, right?

Betonov · 06-15-12, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by kranz

taking into consideration these 72 virgins already waiting for you...this seems to be a good news, right?

Are there only female virgins

Only for martyrs and my ego is too big to go blow myself up

this world needs me alive

Herr-Berbunch · 06-15-12, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

. . . When he was finished he said: you're one of ours now.

I think I've been converted to Islam

Salam Alekum

Quick, cleanse yourself with alcohol and bacon butties.

Jimbuna · 06-15-12, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

Are there only female virgins

Only for martyrs and my ego is too big to go blow myself up

this world needs me alive

Careful it could be a test...if they find out your a virgin you could become a valuable commodity to them

Betonov · 06-15-12, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Careful it could be a test...if they find out your a virgin you could become a valuable commodity to them

What do you mean if I'm a virgin

I do get some. It's just theres so much time in between that I probably regain my virginity

Jimbuna · 06-15-12, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

What do you mean if I'm a virgin

I do get some. It's just theres so much time in between that I probably regain my virginity

Pictures or it didn't happen

Betonov · 06-15-12, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Pictures or it didn't happen

You dirty little... Why do you even want to see that

Jimbuna · 06-15-12, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

You dirty little... Why do you even want to see that

Well I've seen you fleeing with a beach towel in tow so wouldn't mind seeing you captured

Betonov · 06-15-12, 01:23 PM

There was that one time I captured a prey and then got hunted by her boyfriend

Jimbuna · 06-16-12, 05:46 AM

Red eyes...must be a vampire!!

Betonov · 07-05-12, 02:57 PM

The Stanley cup is in Slovenia, and we're not giving it back

Herr-Berbunch · 07-05-12, 03:25 PM

Pfft, (which actually comes out as orgy in predictive text!) not football.

Waiting for the wife to go to bed and then I'll be playing DayZ.

u crank · 07-05-12, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

The Stanley cup is in Slovenia, and we're not giving it back

Doesn't work. We had it here last year but they make you give it back.

Jimbuna · 07-06-12, 07:35 AM

Just don't melt it down for the silver content

06-16-12, 05:46 AM	#3776
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Red eyes...must be a vampire!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-05-12, 03:25 PM	#3778
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Pfft, (which actually comes out as orgy in predictive text!) not football. Waiting for the wife to go to bed and then I'll be playing DayZ. __________________

07-06-12, 07:35 AM	#3780
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Just don't melt it down for the silver content __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-15-12, 09:55 AM	#3766
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	The strangest thing happened to me today. Three of the Bosnians I work with (and get along extremly well) bought me coffee during break, the suddenly one of them pulled a Quran from his backpack and started reading some lines in arabic. When he was finished he said: you're one of ours now. I think I've been converted to Islam Salam Alekum

06-15-12, 01:23 PM	#3775
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	There was that one time I captured a prey and then got hunted by her boyfriend

07-05-12, 02:57 PM	#3777
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	The Stanley cup is in Slovenia, and we're not giving it back