Pope Benedict resigns - Page 2

Dowly · 02-11-13, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

So is it because of a health problem or a "coverup of a touching little boys scandal" problem?

A bit of both, I'm guessing.

Armistead · 02-11-13, 08:06 AM

I guess it won't be long everyone will be watching the chimney for smoke signs.

Herr-Berbunch · 02-11-13, 08:08 AM

Damnit Jim, I was going to say that the Op Yewtree list is the next shortlist for the job.

I was going to say it, but I just did.

Jimbuna · 02-11-13, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Damnit Jim, I was going to say that the Op Yewtree list is the next shortlist for the job.

I was going to say it, but I just did.

LOL

Skybird · 02-11-13, 08:21 AM

Okay, next will be Lord Vader's turn.

Subnuts · 02-11-13, 08:28 AM

That's okay. He always struck me as being a bit bendictive anyway.

Betonov · 02-11-13, 08:29 AM

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In a statement the Pope said he would leave the his ministry at 8:00pm (local time) on February 28.

What a lovely birthday gift

Herr-Berbunch · 02-11-13, 08:30 AM

Raptor1 · 02-11-13, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Of course! It all makes sense now!

The Pope is resigning to take up a full time position as Raptors Court Jester!

Apparently he can't perform sermons while wearing the clown suit; who could have known?

Herr-Berbunch · 02-11-13, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

What a lovely birthday gift

Excuse me, I think you've just dropped something.

A hint.

A good job you've said that, your b'day isn't listed in the calendar here. Still plenty of time to forget.

Betonov · 02-11-13, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Still plenty of time to forget.

I hope you do, I don't even have money to pay for a virtual beer

Jimbuna · 02-11-13, 08:36 AM

According to the BBC the head of an international religion followed by millions of people has resigned. I thought George Lucas sold Star Wars months ago.

Oberon · 02-11-13, 08:40 AM

Meanwhile on Twitter a different headline has emerged:

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Pope resigns as papal bull revealed to be horse.

Jimbuna · 02-11-13, 08:52 AM

The Pope has resigned, the reason he gave was 'I don't want the job anymore as I am no longer in touch with the younger generation.'

mookiemookie · 02-11-13, 09:39 AM

Q: What do you call a pope who resigns?
A: Ex-Benedict

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Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I guess it won't be long everyone will be watching the chimney for smoke signs. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

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Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Damnit Jim, I was going to say that the Op Yewtree list is the next shortlist for the job. I was going to say it, but I just did. __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	According to the BBC the head of an international religion followed by millions of people has resigned. I thought George Lucas sold Star Wars months ago. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The Pope has resigned, the reason he gave was 'I don't want the job anymore as I am no longer in touch with the younger generation.' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-11-13, 09:39 AM	#30
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