SUBSIM Radio Room Forums



SUBSIM: The Web's #1 resource for all submarine & naval simulations since 1997

Go Back   SUBSIM Radio Room Forums > General > General Topics
Reload this Page Dear Steve Thread
He sees all and he sinks all.
Forget password? Reset here
Register Mods FAQ & Rules Community Merch Calendar Discord Steam Videos

Reply
Page 8 of 58 « First 4567 8 910111218 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-18-12, 11:32 PM   #106
Sailor Steve
Eternal Patrol
 
Sailor Steve's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: High in the mountains of Utah
Posts: 50,369
Downloads: 745
Uploads: 249
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead View Post
I accept no responsibility...nor am I responsible...which I do not take responsibility for...
We already knew you are irresponsible. Admitting it is the first step. Congratulations!
__________________
“Never do anything you can't take back.”
—Rocky Russo
Sailor Steve is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-12, 11:32 PM   #107
Red October1984
Airplane Nerd
 
Red October1984's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 6,243
Downloads: 115
Uploads: 0
AHHHHHH! The spiders are crawling all over me! Hdßujvfdjjjgijdsyinvfyjb! Ćœggcssti.

Your advice didn't work. Snakes replaced the ceiling fan blades!

Help me Steve!
__________________
Red October1984 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-12, 11:34 PM   #108
Sailor Steve
Eternal Patrol
 
Sailor Steve's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: High in the mountains of Utah
Posts: 50,369
Downloads: 745
Uploads: 249
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oberon View Post
Dear Steve

Where are my pigeons now?

I had two pigeons, bright and gay, fly from me the other day. Why was it they did go?

Yours
Simon
You only thought they were yours. Therefore it is you who are the pigeon.

Coo!
__________________
“Never do anything you can't take back.”
—Rocky Russo
Sailor Steve is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-12, 11:35 PM   #109
Gerald
SUBSIM Newsman
 
Gerald's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Close to sea
Posts: 24,254
Downloads: 553
Uploads: 0
^well ... after all you started the journey (thread) and no one is stupid here .... It's all fun, nothing more nothing else,
__________________
Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood.

Marie Curie
Gerald is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-12, 11:35 PM   #110
Sailor Steve
Eternal Patrol
 
Sailor Steve's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: High in the mountains of Utah
Posts: 50,369
Downloads: 745
Uploads: 249
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cybermat47 View Post
Dear Steve,

It's finally happened, the happy juice has run out. They're coming...THEY'RE COMING!

Sincerely,
Kuytredy
The horror! The horror!

Oh, the humanity!
__________________
“Never do anything you can't take back.”
—Rocky Russo
Sailor Steve is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-12, 11:37 PM   #111
Sailor Steve
Eternal Patrol
 
Sailor Steve's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: High in the mountains of Utah
Posts: 50,369
Downloads: 745
Uploads: 249
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red October1984 View Post
AHHHHHH! The spiders are crawling all over me! Hdßujvfdjjjgijdsyinvfyjb! Ćœggcssti.

Your advice didn't work. Snakes replaced the ceiling fan blades!

Help me Steve!
My advice worked fine! I feel much better now. One hundred dollars, please.

Ms Blankenheim, get the snakes out and replace the fan blades! Quickly!
__________________
“Never do anything you can't take back.”
—Rocky Russo
Sailor Steve is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-12, 11:44 PM   #112
Oberon
Lucky Jack
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 25,976
Downloads: 61
Uploads: 20
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sailor Steve View Post
You only thought they were yours. Therefore it is you who are the pigeon.

Coo!

I see...and there is no spoon?
Oberon is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-12, 11:45 PM   #113
Armistead
Rear Admiral
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: on the Dan
Posts: 10,880
Downloads: 364
Uploads: 0
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sailor Steve View Post
We already knew you are irresponsible. Admitting it is the first step. Congratulations!
Thanks, I feel much better about myself....
Armistead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-12, 11:46 PM   #114
Sailor Steve
Eternal Patrol
 
Sailor Steve's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: High in the mountains of Utah
Posts: 50,369
Downloads: 745
Uploads: 249
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oberon View Post
I see...and there is no spoon?
This is a family show. No spooning allowed.
__________________
“Never do anything you can't take back.”
—Rocky Russo
Sailor Steve is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-12, 11:49 PM   #115
Gerald
SUBSIM Newsman
 
Gerald's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Close to sea
Posts: 24,254
Downloads: 553
Uploads: 0
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead View Post
Thanks, I feel much better about myself....
Good that you know you are vital and convenient,
__________________
Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood.

Marie Curie
Gerald is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-18-12, 11:58 PM   #116
Armistead
Rear Admiral
 
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: on the Dan
Posts: 10,880
Downloads: 364
Uploads: 0
Default
Quote:
Originally Posted by Vendor View Post
Good that you know you are vital and convenient,
You know, I look at the words, I stare for minutes, still nothing.....

Well, bout time to start some online poker.....
Armistead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-12, 12:10 AM   #117
Gerald
SUBSIM Newsman
 
Gerald's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Close to sea
Posts: 24,254
Downloads: 553
Uploads: 0
Steve, Billy,me Neal,Tak Reece Jim and Red all loves ya here at SS....so we talk to Neal today about it
__________________
Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood.

Marie Curie
Gerald is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-12, 12:13 AM   #118
Gerald
SUBSIM Newsman
 
Gerald's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Close to sea
Posts: 24,254
Downloads: 553
Uploads: 0
Quote:
Originally Posted by Armistead View Post
You know, I look at the words, I stare for minutes, still nothing.....

Well, bout time to start some online poker.....
Have ya ask Steve first? What opinion he has about gambling,
__________________
Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood.

Marie Curie
Gerald is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-12, 12:23 AM   #119
August
Wayfaring Stranger
 
August's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 23,221
Downloads: 0
Uploads: 0
Default
Dear Steve,

Where's the best place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Signed,
Too old to run fast
__________________


Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.
August is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-12, 01:27 AM   #120
soopaman2
Der Alte
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: New Jersey, USA
Posts: 3,316
Downloads: 61
Uploads: 0
Default
Dear Steve.

I just let loose a monstrous rotten egg cabbage fart that chased my pets out the room.

The problem is the wife didn't leave.

What can I eat to make her leave and the pets stay?

Signed,
The family man.
__________________
If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons.

-Winston Churchill-

The most fascinating man in the world.
soopaman2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 8 of 58 « First 4567 8 910111218 Last »

Tags
steve

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:29 PM.

Contact Us - Subsim.com - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright © 1995- 2025 Subsim®
"Subsim" is a registered trademark, all rights reserved.