Dear Steve Thread

[donna52522]

Dr.Steve,

Why do hillbillies use lard instead of a lube? And may I ask what the difference is?

I am from the Northern part of this wonderful country and am not familiar with the Southern Voodoo rituals that involve sacrificing family members, pets, and very small cute frogs from a neighbors yard.These are criminal acts according to my state laws.

Lard is for greasing bulls before blind people ride them, it is not for some sick deviated use by people who can see it's darn dangerous.

I plan on sending a strongly written letter to both, the people who sell Lard for entertainment purposes, and to those who think real bulls can replace the mechanical ones I have fallen in love with.

[Red October1984]

Originally Posted by donna52522

Dr.Steve,

Why do hillbillies use lard instead of a lube? And may I ask what the difference is?

I am from the Northern part of this wonderful country and am not familiar with the Southern Voodoo rituals that involve sacrificing family members, pets, and very small cute frogs from a neighbors yard.These are criminal acts according to my state laws.

Lard is for greasing bulls before blind people ride them, it is not for some sick deviated use by people who can see it's darn dangerous.

I plan on sending a strongly written letter to both, the people who sell Lard for entertainment purposes, and to those who think real bulls can replace the mechanical ones I have fallen in love with.

Hey, I can answer this one....

I'm "Southern" and we d-

Well....

Lard is for greasing bulls before blind people ride them

You've answered your question within your question. And there are no people who sell lard for entertainment. It's all homemade here.

[Jimbuna]

Dear Steve

I see your mate has returned...you must be so thrilled.

L Mao

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by donna52522

Dr.Steve,

Why do hillbillies use lard instead of a lube? And may I ask what the difference is?

I am from the Northern part of this wonderful country and am not familiar with the Southern Voodoo rituals that involve sacrificing family members, pets, and very small cute frogs from a neighbors yard.These are criminal acts according to my state laws.

Lard is for greasing bulls before blind people ride them, it is not for some sick deviated use by people who can see it's darn dangerous.

I plan on sending a strongly written letter to both, the people who sell Lard for entertainment purposes, and to those who think real bulls can replace the mechanical ones I have fallen in love with.

Lard is commonly used in many cuisines as a cooking fat or shortening, or as a spread similar to butter. Simply, everything taste better with lard. Before Crisco, lard was in every home. You should try lard biscuits, best thar is...and makes a great pie crust.

I assure you Steve is old enough to remember the day when lard was used for cooking and other things. Lard contains no soy, good cheap sun tan lotion, it water proofs wood and metal and the kids love using it on the Slip & Slide. {down here we use a piece of 4mil poly}

Don't mess with Voodoo. I grew up in Charleston and knew several powerful African witches. I'm a great rootworker myself and know how to cast powerful spells. So watch it my pretty or maybe I send a flying house your way.

[Sailor Steve]

Well, since this has degenerated into Ubirats part 2, I'm outa here.

[Armistead]

Well, I'm not pay'n the rent. I'll put a sign on the door that you're not feeling well.

You should try Mama Janie Crawford, best known root worker in Charleston. She's been on several TV shows and I believe has a website. Look her up. I burnt my hand bad once, she called the fire right out and her root potion healed it right up, no scars....

[fireftr18]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Well, since this has degenerated into Ubirats part 2, I'm outa here.

Please don't go. We like you here. Who'll answer our questions?
I promise I'll be good. Can't say anything about Armistead or Wolferz.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by fireftr18

Please don't go. We like you here. Who'll answer our questions?
I promise I'll be good. Can't say anything about Armistead or Wolferz.

You've never had the ability to be good.

Dr. Steve just havn a minor digestive crisis, he'll return shortly.

[Wolferz]

Why am I being blamed for loosing Ubirats on your thread that was started by an Ubirat?
He was born on a pirate ship and holds his tongue with his fingers when he says Ah Wah Bohn on a pihl ah shih.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Why am I being blamed for loosing Ubirats on your thread that was started by an Ubirat?
He was born on a pirate ship and holds his tongue with his fingers when he says Ah Wah Bohn on a pihl ah shih.

I started this long before you came here. Give Dr. Steve a break, he get's real moody depending on his mood and daily changing moral state. The good news is he is being treated by himself..or is it hisself, self....anyways....

[Wolferz]

Do you really pleasur....err treat yourself?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Why am I being blamed for loosing Ubirats on your thread that was started by an Ubirat?

I didn't mention you at all.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Give Dr. Steve a break, he get's real moody depending on his mood and daily changing moral state. The good news is he is being treated by himself..or is it hisself, self....anyways....

Yes, it's true. Possibly more true than you can imagine. It's not easy pretending to be sane.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Do you really pleasur....err treat yourself?

Yes.

And it helps, but only for brief moments. The rest of the time I have to compare myself with the loonies who would ask a loonie like me for advice.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by fireftr18

Please don't go. We like you here. Who'll answer our questions?
I promise I'll be good. Can't say anything about Armistead or Wolferz.

You promising to be good! How many times have we heard that! You've laid to waste more threads than Sherman did southern cities. Maybe we should cut your tail off or have Donna shave you down like she did her cat.