Dear Steve Thread

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Dr Steve,

I've had it with people making fun of me, what do I do?

Signed,

Jerry Lewish.

Dear Mr. Levitch (you see, I know everything);

I'm not sure that anything can be done, once you've gone down that road. You could become a recluse, and never show your face here again, but then w...they'd just laugh behind your back. At least that way you wouldn't have to hear it, and could pretend it wasn't happening.

Or you could just die, and not have to worry about it. If you choose that route, say hello to Mr. Crocetti for me.

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Dear Mr. Levitch (you see, I know everything);

I'm not sure that anything can be done, once you've gone down that road. You could become a recluse, and never show your face here again, but then w...they'd just laugh behind your back. At least that way you wouldn't have to hear it, and could pretend it wasn't happening.

Or you could just die, and not have to worry about it. If you choose that route, say hello to Mr. Crocetti for me.

So basically you're saying I did it to myself and now chit out of luck, correct?

What about change, I can change. Do you think the members here are mature enough to give me a chance?

Anyway, I'm gonna go away for a few months, you can give my job to someone else.

[Wolferz]

A Quitter!

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

A Quitter!

Other than being born, my only mistake was trying to bring a little humor into peoples lives.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

So basically you're saying I did it to myself and now chit out of luck, correct?

I was addressing Mr. Lewish. If you're him why didn't you say so in the first place?

What about change, I can change. Do you think the members here are mature enough to give me a chance?

The members here aren't mature enough to eat ice cream without making bad cow jokes.

Anyway, I'm gonna go away for a few months, you can give my job to someone else.

Why would I do that? You started this monkey business, and without you I'll...I'll...I guess I'll take the opportunity to go on vacation myself.

Halleluiah!

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Other than being born, my only mistake was trying to bring a little humor into peoples lives.

I don't see that as a mistake. You've succeeded.

Unless this is Mr. Lewish writing, in which case GET LOST!

[Armistead]

Steve,

I think only you truly understand me, having the ability to see greatness, when others cannot. I shant leave you now. Whatever lurks ahead of grievous abominations and disorder, you and me walk into together, like always.

[donna52522]

Dear Dr. Steve,

I have a...well lets say a cat I referred to as Fluffy. However I recently shaved it, leaving only a small lightning bolt.

Any suggestions as to what I should call it now?

Signed,
Cold just south of Canada.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by donna52522

Dear Dr. Steve,

I have a...well lets say a cat I referred to as Fluffy. However I recently shaved it, leaving only a small lightning bolt.

Any suggestions as to what I should call it now?

Signed,
Cold just south of Canada.

Call it whatever you like, but keep it away from all the dogs. Just in case, though, I have my own adopt-a-pet program, and will be glad to help any way I can.

[donna52522]

Dear Dr. Steve,

Shall I fed-ex said cat to you?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by donna52522

Dear Dr. Steve,

Shall I fed-ex said cat to you?

NO! Absolutely not! Fed-Ex is famous for losing animals, and they end up living in the sewers under the bus stations. I recommend APP (Armistead Parcel Post). They have a reputation for safety and efficiency, and the only pets they lose always seem to end up in their employees homes, which is alright with me. I look forward to meeting my new friend, and to making sure that he/she/it never has to suffer such humiliation again.

[Wolferz]

To what do you attribute your humanitarian flair and your kindness toward the mentally ill? Hypocritic oath?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

To what do you attribute your humanitarian flair and your kindness toward the mentally ill? Hypocritic oath?

I have a lot of experience in being both human and menta...never mind.

And don't call me a hypocrite. I'm absolutely consistent in my inconsistency.

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I have a lot of experience in being both human and menta...never mind.

And don't call me a hypocrite. I'm absolutely consistent in my inconsistency.

LOL

[fireftr18]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I have a lot of experience in being both human and menta...never mind.

And don't call me a hypocrite. I'm absolutely consistent in my inconsistency.

Are you saying indecision may or may not be the problem?