Dear Steve Thread

[Armistead]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Buk. Buk. Buk. B-GAWK!

Oh, why didn't you say that in the first place...

[She-Wolf]

Dear Dr Steve, If I put me foot down with a firm hand, and am not backward in coming forward, did I really oughta pay the fine for breaking the speed limit in reverse - which I was only doing so that I wouldn't meet meself coming back?
Yours, Mrs Woodentop

ps our pet woodpecker has lately taken to pecking me on the head and poking twigs in me ear. Should I be worried?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by She-Wolf

Dear Dr Steve, If I put me foot down with a firm hand, and am not backward in coming forward, did I really oughta pay the fine for breaking the speed limit in reverse - which I was only doing so that I wouldn't meet meself coming back?
Yours, Mrs Woodentop

I've been told to keep my shoulder to the wheel, my nose to the grindstone and both feet planted firmly on the ground, but I soon found I couldn't get any work done in that position.

Maybe we should ask Kenny Rogers.

ps our pet woodpecker has lately taken to pecking me on the head and poking twigs in me ear. Should I be worried?

Probably. Unfortunately I'm reliably informed that I have rocks for brains, so I may not be much help with the wooden bits.

[Jimbuna]

Dear Steve

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

W Ondering

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Dear Steve

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

W Ondering

What are you talking about? The very first thing we did was put wheels on luggage.

[Onkel Neal]

Dear Steve,
What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about?

[Red October1984]

Dear Steve,

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?

And last but not least....

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?


These are some of the many unanswered questions I have...

Please help me,

P. U. Zzled in Misery (*Missouri )

[Armistead]

Dear Steve,

One day, a person went to horse racing area, Instead of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196 legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and how many humans and horses are there?

Signed,

Are you smarter than a fifth grader

[Jimbuna]

Dear Steve

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

IN Trigued

[Wolferz]

Since you couldn't answer my last question...
Can I get a refund?


I M Poor

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Dear Steve,
What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about?

Only Londo Mollari knows the answer to that.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Red October1984

Dear Steve,

If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

The ex-king's spouse.

How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

I recommend you ask him. As soon as possible.

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?

It's not?

Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

I'll ask my therapist next time I see her, which is usually right after she sees her therapist.

These are some of the many unanswered questions I have...

And you look them up where?

Please help me

You're beyond help.

But we love you anyway.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Dear Steve,

One day, a person went to horse racing area, Instead of counting the number of human and horses, he instead counted 74 heads and 196 legs. Yet he knew the number of humans and horses there. How did he do it, and how many humans and horses are there?

Signed,

Are you smarter than a fifth grader

Anybody who has ever read any thread about manual targeting knows I freely admit that I suck at math. I suggest you ask Marilyn vos Savant.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Dear Steve

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

IN Trigued

Yes. The Court Reporter's alternate title is Hearing Aide. One of the qualifications for the job is being able to yell REAL LOUD!

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

Since you couldn't answer my last question...
Can I get a refund?


I M Poor

Of course! I'll gladly give back every penny you paid. Just see my Office Boy...I mean Chief-Of-Staff, Armistead. I'm sure he'll be glad to give you the 5 different forms to be filled out in triplicate and the 23 documents to read and sign. And of course you'll then find that in the end it was all for nothing.