Dear Steve Thread

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Dear Steve

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Dead Curious

Yes, and you also get stuck with your first wife/husband, the one you came to hate so much. You're also stuck with repeating all the stupid things you said during life.

Oh, wait. You said "Heaven". I thought you were talking about where you're going.

Dead Serious

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by STEED

Dear Steve, congratulations on becoming the head of the Maffia now what do you charge for a hit?

Sorry, I'm only the head of the drug cartel. The first hit's free.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

My hope is we're all single, running around naked.

We will be, but we won't have any "parts", so it won't matter.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Armistead

Dear Steve,

I don't like you, do you even care?

No, because you don't like anybody.

I, on the other hand, don't like me either, and that bothers me a lot.

[STEED]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Sorry, I'm only the head of the drug cartel. The first hit's free.

Well send me a big bag of pain killers.

BTW: You been dealing with HSBC?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by STEED

Well send me a big bag of pain killers.

You had your first hit years ago. This one's gonna cost ya.

BTW: You been dealing with HSBC?

Are you kidding? I own those amateurs!

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Yes, and you also get stuck with your first wife/husband, the one you came to hate so much. You're also stuck with repeating all the stupid things you said during life.

Oh, wait. You said "Heaven". I thought you were talking about where you're going.

Dead Serious

Now that's what I feared

[Onkel Neal]

Dear Steve,

Why do so many people insist on spelling "Stevens" with a ph, as in "Stephens"? Don't these phonetically challenged boobs understand that ph makes the "f" sound? If they need aspirin, do they go to the Varmacy?

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Dear Steve,

Why do so many people insist on spelling "Stevens" with a ph, as in "Stephens"?

Are they the same people who insist on spelling "Neal" with an 'i', as in "Neil"? That should explain it right there.

Don't these phonetically challenged boobs understand that ph makes the "f" sound? If they need aspirin, do they go to the Varmacy?

That's a phery good point! On the other hand you mentioned boobs. It's hard to come up with a good answer when you're distracted.

I know! Let's ask Stephen Stills!

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I know! Let's ask Stephen Stills!

I did. He said you should just lophe the one you're with.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

I did. He said you should just lophe the one you're with.

Suite! For what it's worth, I've been helplessly hoping you'd sit yourself down here.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Suite! For what it's worth, I've been helplessly hoping you'd sit yourself down here.

Carry on, then.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Carry on, then.

In my dreams.

[Wolferz]

How come mice don't have bigger balls?

M. Mouse

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Wolferz

How come mice don't have bigger balls?

M. Mouse

Because their bearings are small too.

For futher information, ask The Brain.