Dear Steve Thread - Page 31

Onkel Neal · 01-01-13, 06:49 PM

Lol

danasan · 01-02-13, 12:31 PM

Dear Dr Steve,

how does it come that I am addicted to redheads? We are not used to them here in Germany at all. Shouldn't I stick to the blonde blue-eyed girls instead?

EDIT: THIS IS A DRAWING!

Penguin · 01-02-13, 02:47 PM

Dear Sailor Abby,

I really wanted to read the words danasan wrote, but as soon as I saw the pic he posted, saliva started to drip uncontrolable out of my mouth, ruining my keyboard.
Can I sue danasan for recompensation, e.g. sending me the gal on the pic, for the damages he has done?

Cheers,
fox hunter in Germany

Sailor Steve · 01-02-13, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by danasan

Dear Dr Steve,

how does it come that I am addicted to redheads? We are not used to them here in Germany at all. Shouldn't I stick to the blonde blue-eyed girls instead?

First, how dare you post pictures like that in my thread!? It's hard to answer questions when you can't remember what they are from on second to the next!

Now, as to your question...

Now, as to your question...

Oh, okay...

1. You should not be addicted to redheads. Where girls are concerned, single-minded addictions are bad. If there are none where you live, you limit yourself from the lovely ones who do live where you are at, and you miss out on a lot of fun.

2. No, you should not stick to blue-eyed blonde girls. They are lovely to look at, but so are many of the various other types, including your adored redheads. Just go look at the 'Beautiful Women' thread.

Sailor Steve · 01-02-13, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

Dear Sailor Abby,

I really wanted to read the words danasan wrote, but as soon as I saw the pic he posted, saliva started to drip uncontrolable out of my mouth, ruining my keyboard.

What?

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Can I sue danasan for recompensation, e.g. sending me the gal on the pic, for the damages he has done?

No. Get your own.

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Cheers,
fox hunter in Germany

Fox hunting is an ancient and honored tradition. Just be careful. Sometimes they bite. Sometimes that can even be a bad thing.

danasan · 01-02-13, 03:15 PM

Thanks, Dr Steve.

You are such a wise guy.

But it still hurts...

geetrue · 01-02-13, 04:16 PM

Dear Steve,

Saw this on a public restroom wall and I wanted to know if there was any truth to it?

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Sailor Steve · 01-02-13, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by geetrue

Dear Steve,

Saw this on a public restroom wall and I wanted to know if there was any truth to it?

NO!

Never believe anything you read on a restroom wall.

Except the one about Glenda J. I wrote that, so I know it's true.

u crank · 01-02-13, 05:33 PM

Dear Handsome Sailor Steve,

People laugh at me and say I look funny. And with good reason.

What's your secret and how much did you pay for it?

Clueless and curious.

STEED · 01-02-13, 05:41 PM

Dear Steve

I hear America fell off the fiscal cliff and no one with any common sense noticed, is this true?

Sailor Steve · 01-02-13, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by u crank

Dear Handsome Sailor Steve,

You lost me right there.

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People laugh at me and say I look funny. And with good reason.

Everybody thinks they have a good reason. They don't.

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What's your secret and how much did you pay for it?

My secret is not to mind that it hurts.

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Clueless and curious.

Women love ugly men. Just ask Eric Burdon. Pretty guys, ugly guys, they both do all right. It's us average guys who suffer.

Sailor Steve · 01-02-13, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Dear Steve

I hear America fell off the fiscal cliff and no one with any common sense noticed, is this true?

How would I know? I have no common sense at all, and I didn't notice anything.

Armistead · 01-02-13, 09:38 PM

Dear Steve,
I have explosive diarrhea, can I have off tomorrow.

Sailor Steve · 01-02-13, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Dear Steve,
I have explosive diarrhea, can I have off tomorrow.

Oh, please, by all means, take all the time you need. In fact, take a trip to somewhere far, far away. And leaving now would be nice. Or even yesterday.

Onkel Neal · 01-02-13, 11:59 PM

Dear Steve, I've worked five days in a row this week, and I'm worried that it's going to become a habit. What should I do?

01-01-13, 06:49 PM	#451
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01-02-13, 12:31 PM	#452
danasan Elite Spam Hunter Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Flensburg / Germany Posts: 1,141 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Dear Dr Steve, how does it come that I am addicted to redheads? We are not used to them here in Germany at all. Shouldn't I stick to the blonde blue-eyed girls instead? EDIT: THIS IS A DRAWING! __________________ "I invite you to go inside this submergible hole in the water where you can nicely hide from destroyers." Last edited by danasan; 01-03-13 at 08:59 AM.

01-02-13, 03:15 PM	#456
danasan Elite Spam Hunter Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Flensburg / Germany Posts: 1,141 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	Thanks, Dr Steve. You are such a wise guy. But it still hurts... __________________ "I invite you to go inside this submergible hole in the water where you can nicely hide from destroyers."

01-02-13, 05:33 PM	#459
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,748 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Dear Handsome Sailor Steve, People laugh at me and say I look funny. And with good reason. What's your secret and how much did you pay for it? Clueless and curious. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

01-02-13, 05:41 PM	#460
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Dear Steve I hear America fell off the fiscal cliff and no one with any common sense noticed, is this true? __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

01-02-13, 02:47 PM	#453
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	Dear Sailor Abby, I really wanted to read the words danasan wrote, but as soon as I saw the pic he posted, saliva started to drip uncontrolable out of my mouth, ruining my keyboard. Can I sue danasan for recompensation, e.g. sending me the gal on the pic, for the damages he has done? Cheers, fox hunter in Germany

01-02-13, 09:38 PM	#463
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, I have explosive diarrhea, can I have off tomorrow. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

01-02-13, 11:59 PM	#465
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	Dear Steve, I've worked five days in a row this week, and I'm worried that it's going to become a habit. What should I do? __________________ SUBSIM - 26 Years on the Web