Dear Steve Thread - Page 25

u crank · 12-23-12, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

What??? None of that cheap, store-bought stuff works! I use only the finest satellite-grade mylar myself. $299.99 per square foot, availabl from my catalogue now.

I'll take all you have. Bill me.

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Gaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! You really are clueless! Don't you know under the bed is WHERE THE MONSTERS ARE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Yea I know. I made one my pet. He says he escaped from Armisteads' zoo/toy shop. I'm retraining him to chew bubblegum.

Clueless and as paranoid as ever.

Jimbuna · 12-23-12, 12:48 PM

Dear Steve

I sometimes feel like I'm about to go over the edge

Cliff Hanger

soopaman2 · 12-23-12, 12:56 PM

Dearest Steve.

Can you force the 49ers to win the Superbowl this year.

I am either laughed at when they sucked donkey slongs, or called a frontrunner when they could actually win a game.

Just talk to the powers that be and arrange that for me, ok?

Good man, Steve.

Also if you can do something for the Knicks, I would appreciate it.

Thanks my friend.

Sailor Steve · 12-23-12, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Dear Steve

I sometimes feel like I'm about to go over the edge

Cliff Hanger

As long as you have a rope with you, you should be fine.

Sailor Steve · 12-23-12, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

Dearest Steve.

Can you force the 49ers to win the Superbowl this year.

I'm a doctor, not a magician!

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Also if you can do something for the Knicks, I would appreciate it.

I would recommend some kmercurocrome and some kband-aids.

STEED · 12-23-12, 04:55 PM

Dear Steve

When do you expect to see the return of the dinosaurs? As some one I know suggested that Dino crap will do wonders for the garden and he can't wait.

nikimcbee · 12-23-12, 05:00 PM

Dear Dr Steve,

Do you think Neal would look cooler in a purple and white #28 home jersey or an away white and purple jersey #28? And am I morally obligated to buy Neal matching purple cowboy boots and hat?

Purple Jeeezuz

Jimbuna · 12-23-12, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Dear Steve

When do you expect to see the return of the dinosaurs? As some one I know suggested that Dino crap will do wonders for the garden and he can't wait.

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Dear Dr Steve,

Do you think Neal would look cooler in a purple and white #28 home jersey or an away white and purple jersey #28? And am I morally obligated to buy Neal matching purple cowboy boots and hat?

Purple Jeeezuz

Time to purchase brewery shares I suspect

Sailor Steve · 12-23-12, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Dear Steve

When do you expect to see the return of the dinosaurs? As some one I know suggested that Dino crap will do wonders for the garden and he can't wait.

What are you talking about? You're already here, aren't you?

Sailor Steve · 12-23-12, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Dear Dr Steve,

Do you think Neal would look cooler in a purple and white #28 home jersey or an away white and purple jersey #28? And am I morally obligated to buy Neal matching purple cowboy boots and hat?

Purple Jeeezuz

Honestly? I kind of like the traditional 'lighthouse' look.

Sailor Steve · 12-23-12, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Time to purchase brewery shares I suspect

I just happen to have a portfolio I can let you have cheap.

August · 12-24-12, 02:17 AM

Dear Steve,

Will you ever get sick of answering these questions and how will we be able to tell?

Signed,
Curious Dave

STEED · 12-24-12, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

What are you talking about? You're already here, aren't you?

Well as your older could you......Forget it.

Will America skip 2013 as you all hate the number 13 and go straight to 2014?

AVGWarhawk · 12-24-12, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by STEED

Well as your older could you......Forget it.

Will America skip 2013 as you all hate the number 13 and go straight to 2014?

13 is a great number. It is the bakers dozen. That means there is one more for me to eat.

Fubar2Niner · 12-24-12, 10:20 AM

Dear Steve.

If the Virgin Mary had a baby boy, do you think Miraculous would be a more apt name, than Baby G?

Yours

Q.Wizzling

12-23-12, 12:48 PM	#362
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,922 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dear Steve I sometimes feel like I'm about to go over the edge Cliff Hanger __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Dearest Steve. Can you force the 49ers to win the Superbowl this year. I am either laughed at when they sucked donkey slongs, or called a frontrunner when they could actually win a game. Just talk to the powers that be and arrange that for me, ok? Good man, Steve. Also if you can do something for the Knicks, I would appreciate it. Thanks my friend. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

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STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Dear Steve When do you expect to see the return of the dinosaurs? As some one I know suggested that Dino crap will do wonders for the garden and he can't wait. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Dear Dr Steve, Do you think Neal would look cooler in a purple and white #28 home jersey or an away white and purple jersey #28? And am I morally obligated to buy Neal matching purple cowboy boots and hat? Purple Jeeezuz __________________

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,226 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, Will you ever get sick of answering these questions and how will we be able to tell? Signed, Curious Dave __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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Fubar2Niner Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: London. UK Posts: 4,180 Downloads: 279 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve. If the Virgin Mary had a baby boy, do you think Miraculous would be a more apt name, than Baby G? Yours Q.Wizzling