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Old 12-20-12, 04:48 PM   #271
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Good job! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Okay, you've earned yourself a nice Christmas bonus! I hope five bucks will cover the turkey.
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Old 12-20-12, 04:49 PM   #272
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Now that I've spent the morning having sex with farm animals, I'm having second thoughts. What if the world DOESN'T end tomorrow?

Farmer John
Then you'll just have to pay them to keep quiet.
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Old 12-20-12, 04:51 PM   #273
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Perhaps I might offer you some advice. With such knowledge and wisdom I feel it only right to say 800 peanuts ph, is waay too smaller sum, 1000 would be more realistic, (perhaps you should hire more staff to help dispose of the shells, if you take this up)

Many thanks, hugs and kisses

Nellie T Elephant
No problem, Nellie, and thanks for all the peanuts.



Hey, Armistead! I've decided to give a bigger bonus!
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Old 12-20-12, 04:52 PM   #274
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Dear Steve

Your mate Julian has announced the future release of more secrets. I sincerely hope yours are safe.

Secretive
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Old 12-20-12, 04:53 PM   #275
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Then you'll just have to pay them to keep quiet.
Baaahhhhaaa....
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Old 12-20-12, 04:57 PM   #276
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Baaahhhhaaa....
Mooooooo!
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Old 12-20-12, 05:03 PM   #277
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Dear Steve;

I keep hearing animal noises, even though I'm indoors at home. Am I emancipating ?

B. Uggered
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Old 12-20-12, 05:59 PM   #278
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Mooooooo!
Quack, quack.. Ain't nothing safe on the farm.....

Oink, oink...
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Old 12-20-12, 06:06 PM   #279
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Good job! I couldn't have said it better myself!

Okay, you've earned yourself a nice Christmas bonus! I hope five bucks will cover the turkey.
Dear Steve,

Your recipe for turkey covered in five bucks didn't taste any good. I'd like a refund and also suggest to your readers that they should use bacon instead like I did last year.

Warmest regards
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Old 12-20-12, 06:16 PM   #281
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Your mate Julian has announced the future release of more secrets. I sincerely hope yours are safe.

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I have no clue who my "mate" Julian might be, and I have no secrets.
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Old 12-20-12, 06:17 PM   #282
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I keep hearing animal noises, even though I'm indoors at home. Am I emancipating ?

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Emancipating? That's not the word I would have used.
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Old 12-20-12, 06:22 PM   #283
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Dear Steve,

Your recipe for turkey covered in five bucks didn't taste any good. I'd like a refund and also suggest to your readers that they should use bacon instead like I did last year.

Warmest regards
The Turkey Gobbler
Sorry, I used the bucks you sent me for my own dinner. I thought they tasted fine. As for bacon? Your fetishes are your own business.
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Old 12-20-12, 06:30 PM   #284
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Hey, you're the one who opened the office, not me. I never wanted this job, and now my precious hours are spent dealing with losers, and the only way I can keep my own sanity is to fleece them for everything they have. I'm the one with the talent here. You want more, go into business for yourself!

Do we need to talk to Guido? Or maybe Big Bill?


Give him a shot of Solution 7 and put him back in his drawer.
Please do not refer to our patients as losers, we only call them that in office.

Solution 7......not again, that's why Jimbuna's Attorney called....

Anyway, your ex is on line 3, mumbling something about your payments are behind and AVG is still holding line 2, he's still afraid he got herpes from his pet pig....The man in the suit, left, but left his card as well, from the IRS, whatever that is...

I'm punching out..
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Old 12-20-12, 06:38 PM   #285
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Dearest Steve.

Why are there so many stupid people in this world?

And what would be your solution ?


Please say eugenics! Say it!
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