Dear Steve Thread - Page 16

Red October1984 · 12-19-12, 06:43 PM

OK. Serious question. Was this thread intended to be used this way?

Fubar2Niner · 12-19-12, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

If you want to know the whole story, you'll have to buy the book.

The concerned department is the Department for the Housing of Illegal Rooshians, and they are very concerned. Have you provided proper care and feeding of your Rooshians? Have they had their shots? This is all your responsibility, you know.

The free demo disc can be obtained at the website for a small token "access fee", $39.95 if I remember correctly.

Best prewarm them for 25 minutes at 350 degrees. After that two hours at 326 and 1/3 degrees, turning and basting once every 7.36 minutes.

After my initial fee, of course.

I'm not, but I'll live with it.

Please, leave the puns to the professionals.

Dear Steve

Alas the book is no longer on sale, only a word by mouth story and very sketchy.

I have fed my rooshians many times, and have shot them, admittedly mostly when they soil the chimney

I have payed my initial sum, unfortunately it seems no matter how many times I pledge my $39.95 and hit the pay tab nothing happens. Is it possible you may have a problem your end ? My CC account is down close on £1000 I'll keep trying but something seems wrong?

Your prewarning instructions worked to a T

All my neighbours are nicely browned and crispy.

Any update on the live reindeer roundup gig?

Jimbuna · 12-19-12, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

OK. Serious question. Was this thread intended to be used this way?

I somehow doubt it but it is fun

Armistead · 12-19-12, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

OK. Serious question. Was this thread intended to be used this way?

Used which way....?

u crank · 12-19-12, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

And those weren't pills. They were pillows, for your stiff neck.

Oh. Oh. That could be a problem later.

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How many times do I have to tell you, leave your religion at home?

I was born clueless and clueless I will remain.

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I'll have you know he runs the website, manages the warehouse, and handles all the money. I trust him completely. Keeping him chained to the desk doesn't hurt either.

This is unsettling news. I didn't realize you had an assistant. I'd watch him. Anybody can be replaced. I was once replaced by a lawn ornament.

Clueless in the Great White North.

Armistead · 12-19-12, 07:05 PM

Steve,

Which news media should I trust the most? other than Subsim...

Jimbuna · 12-19-12, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Steve,

Which news media should I trust the most? other than Subsim...

The VBC

Sailor Steve · 12-19-12, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

Dear Steve,

Nice Bed.

Sincerely,

Inyou R. House.

You are so far off base. You're not even in the ballpark.

Sailor Steve · 12-19-12, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

OK. Serious question. Was this thread intended to be used this way?

Go back and read Armistead's very first post (#1, in case you're unsure). Then read post #2. Then ask that question again.

Sailor Steve · 12-19-12, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Fubar2Niner

Alas the book is no longer on sale, only a word by mouth story and very sketchy.

I'd send you my personal copy, but you can't afford it.

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I have fed my rooshians many times, and have shot them, admittedly mostly when they soil the chimney

Then I guess it's time for that chimney sweep. Make sure he has sufficient C4.

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I have payed my initial sum, unfortunately it seems no matter how many times I pledge my $39.95 and hit the pay tab nothing happens. Is it possible you may have a problem your end ? My CC account is down close on £1000 I'll keep trying but something seems wrong?

Didn't you read the fine print?

Cash only. In unmarked bills.

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Your prewarning instructions worked to a T

Good!

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All my neighbours are nicely browned and crispy.

And you didn't invite me? I'm hurt.

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Any update on the live reindeer roundup gig?

I don't eat live food. Well-done only.

Sailor Steve · 12-19-12, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Steve,

Which news media should I trust the most? other than Subsim...

Ignore the Geordie behind the curtain. The only news medium you can trust is the SSBC.

And I'm an Extra Large these days.

Armistead · 12-19-12, 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Go back and read Armistead's very first post (#1, in case you're unsure). Then read post #2. Then ask that question again.

My only fear is real people searching the internet for Dr. Steve mental health will end up here in the hands of our own Dr. Steve....anyway, I put disclaimer up somewhere regarding myself and who's to say our Dr. Steve isn't as good as any real Dr Steve....I would think a degree in O.L.D. is better than a MD anyway.......plus it's free.

Still, if any legal concerns arise, Neal will be the one that gets sued..

Red October1984 · 12-19-12, 08:56 PM

Dear Steve,

How come when you say a word a bunch of times, I start to question its status as a word and feel like an idiot?

Grammatically Confused

Gerald · 12-19-12, 09:11 PM

Red, you can not have any problems that Dr. Steve can cure,

Armistead · 12-19-12, 09:15 PM

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Red, you can not have any problems that Dr. Steve can cure,

Dr. Steve,

I've been trying your marital advise the last few days, I think it's working, my wife asked for a divorce today...

Thanks for the help.....

They're is one issue, she said she wanted "half"...and wants to be kept up...

How can I get rid of her and not have to give her half and keep her up?

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