Dear Steve Thread - Page 11

Sailor Steve · 12-19-12, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

Dear Steve,

my husband is awol. He has been in a bad mood, untill today. He told me he found a great adviser in the net to help him.

Some minutes ago, he logged out from his laptop, went to the edge of the ice and flipped off some Orcas. Then he stuck a "bite me" sign on his body and jumped into the water.

How long do I have to wait to claim his laptop?

Sincerely,
Frau P

Dear Mrs Penguin;

I'm sorry to hear about your loss. If you haven't already picked up your late husband's laptop, how are you asking me this question? His laptop is yours now by default, so use it wisely and well.

It sounds like he had some serious issues. I'm so sorry he didn't get the help he so obviously needed. That said, it's possible you could suffer some residual emotional trauma over this tragedy. I'd be more than glad to discuss any feelings you're having about this, but a computer is so impersonal. Perhaps over drinks?

Not to seem callous or anything, but could you send me a picture first?

AVGWarhawk · 12-19-12, 09:12 AM

Dear Steve,

What is the best remedy for piles? They are a real pain in the arse.

Puckered in Poughkeepsie.

Sailor Steve · 12-19-12, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Dear Steve,

What is the best remedy for piles? They are a real pain in the arse.

Puckered in Poughkeepsie.

Stop dating Big Bill.

AVGWarhawk · 12-19-12, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Stop dating Big Bill.

Your experience is unequaled. Thanks Steve!

Sailor Steve · 12-19-12, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Your experience is unequaled. Thanks Steve!

Hey, if it works for me, it'll work for anybody!

AVGWarhawk · 12-19-12, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Hey, if it works for me, it'll work for anybody!

Jimbuna · 12-19-12, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Stop dating Big Bill.

It's a funnel not a tunnel

AVGWarhawk · 12-19-12, 09:54 AM

Dear Steve,

This is Bill. Your advice sucks.

Big Bill

Herr-Berbunch · 12-19-12, 10:36 AM

Dear Steve

I've a friend who is having trouble sleeping, do you have any recommendations for him?

Jimbuna · 12-19-12, 12:04 PM

Dear Steve

This is Big Bill and your next.

AVGWarhawk · 12-19-12, 12:08 PM

Dear Steve,

If left handed smoke shifters are designed for right handed people why don't they offer a right handed smoke shifter for left handed people?

Thanks,
Mr. Ambidextrous

Armistead · 12-19-12, 12:15 PM

Dear Steve,

I'm a heavy coffee drinker, can I mix Ectasy with my Viagra?

Regards,

Hunglow from Houston

Gerald · 12-19-12, 12:47 PM

Dear Steve,

Do you have time to massage my neighbor's feet, so that they go quiet at night

Yours sincerely Dick Puxk

Orlando,Fl

Sailor Steve · 12-19-12, 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Dear Steve,

This is Bill. Your advice sucks.

Big Bill

But I don't. Take a hike.

Sailor Steve · 12-19-12, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Dear Steve

I've a friend who is having trouble sleeping, do you have any recommendations for him?

Not a clue. If I knew what to do, I'd do that too!

Wouldn't you?

12-19-12, 09:12 AM	#152
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,286 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, What is the best remedy for piles? They are a real pain in the arse. Puckered in Poughkeepsie. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-19-12, 09:54 AM	#158
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,286 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, This is Bill. Your advice sucks. Big Bill __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road Last edited by AVGWarhawk; 12-19-12 at 12:06 PM.

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Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve I've a friend who is having trouble sleeping, do you have any recommendations for him? __________________

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Dear Steve This is Big Bill and your next. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-19-12, 12:08 PM	#161
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,286 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, If left handed smoke shifters are designed for right handed people why don't they offer a right handed smoke shifter for left handed people? Thanks, Mr. Ambidextrous __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-19-12, 12:15 PM	#162
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, I'm a heavy coffee drinker, can I mix Ectasy with my Viagra? Regards, Hunglow from Houston

12-19-12, 12:47 PM	#163
Gerald SUBSIM Newsman Join Date: May 2008 Location: Close to sea Posts: 24,254 Downloads: 553 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, Do you have time to massage my neighbor's feet, so that they go quiet at night Yours sincerely Dick Puxk Orlando,Fl __________________ Nothing in life is to be feard,it is only to be understood. Marie Curie