I know curiosity killed the cat but...... 2010 - Page 35

krashkart · 04-13-10, 09:49 PM

I haz da best reclining chair in da world!

Jimbuna · 04-14-10, 08:56 AM

Okay, I'm ready to eat!

frau kaleun · 04-14-10, 09:08 AM

Reece · 04-14-10, 09:08 AM

Oh this is so humiliating!

krashkart · 04-14-10, 12:11 PM

Laff it up hooman. Mai revenge will be swift.

Sailor Steve · 04-14-10, 01:14 PM

"We are Siam-eze if you plea-eze. We are Siam-eze if you don't please."

Jimbuna · 04-14-10, 02:29 PM

You know....you will have to sleep tonight...eventually.

Jimbuna · 04-14-10, 02:30 PM

First service.

krashkart · 04-14-10, 06:51 PM

^_^

Give 'em a little catnip and suddenly they think they're Steven Tyler.

frau kaleun · 04-14-10, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

Give 'em a little catnip and suddenly they think they're Steven Tyler.

Give Steven Tyler a little catnip and it's another six weeks of rehab.

Sailor Steve · 04-14-10, 07:51 PM

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY

DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture...Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors,I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this On their bed.

DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was... Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still LODGED between my teeth.

DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event, however, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my activities. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

Weiss Pinguin · 04-14-10, 08:07 PM

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1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.

This is my dog everytime I have to scrub him down

Reece · 04-14-10, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

First service.

I get no picture Jim, situation is now reversed!!

Reece · 04-14-10, 08:56 PM

What's wrong with a bath! I love it!!

Jimbuna · 04-15-10, 04:35 AM

Are you going to the cat food store??

04-13-10, 09:49 PM	#511
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	I haz da best reclining chair in da world! __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

04-14-10, 08:56 AM	#512
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Okay, I'm ready to eat! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-14-10, 09:08 AM	#514
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,793 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Oh this is so humiliating! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

04-14-10, 12:11 PM	#515
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Laff it up hooman. Mai revenge will be swift. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

04-14-10, 01:14 PM	#516
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	"We are Siam-eze if you plea-eze. We are Siam-eze if you don't please." __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-14-10, 09:08 AM	#513
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0

04-14-10, 02:29 PM	#517
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You know....you will have to sleep tonight...eventually. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-14-10, 02:30 PM	#518
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	First service. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-14-10, 06:51 PM	#519
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	^_^ Give 'em a little catnip and suddenly they think they're Steven Tyler. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

04-14-10, 08:56 PM	#524
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,793 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	What's wrong with a bath! I love it!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

04-15-10, 04:35 AM	#525
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,938 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Are you going to the cat food store?? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!