New Career!

kylania · 10-01-06, 09:09 PM

So I thought I'd try out a new career tonite. Loaded up a brand new captain and a brand new boat, plotted out the Kiel Outbound course and off I went.

As the course ended I headed up to the bridge. For some reason either my boat didn't slow down after the last waypoint had been reached or it just didn't slow down enough, but as I cranked it up to 64x TC the last thing I go through my mind was, "gosh that shore looks clo--".

Behold the results of the one and only patrol from Kaleun.. umm.. well, I don't even remember this name.

10-01-06, 09:50 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl:

BERNARD!!! I TOLD YOU TO STOP STARING AT THE BABES IN THE BIKINIS ON THE BEACH WHILE NAVIGATING THIS BOAT!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

ROFLMAO!!!

P_Funk · 10-01-06, 10:37 PM

It's too bad Steve Irwin is dead cause I'm sure he'd find a way to get you back into the drink.

_Seth_ · 10-02-06, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SubSerpent

:rotfl: :rotfl:

BERNARD!!! I TOLD YOU TO STOP STARING AT THE BABES IN THE BIKINIS ON THE BEACH WHILE NAVIGATING THIS BOAT!!!

:rotfl: :rotfl:

ROFLMAO!!!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

_Seth_ · 10-02-06, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P_Funk

It's too bad Steve Irwin is dead cause I'm sure he'd find a way to get you back into the drink.

"Crikey, that's a big croc"!!

Mauser KAR98K · 10-02-06, 04:55 AM

"vhat Do You Have To Say For You Selve?"

"opps!"

HunterICX · 10-02-06, 05:35 AM

Herrkaleun: BERNAARD! whats wrong with you!
Bernard : ''The Cracken''
Herrkaleun: *Sigh* Ok thats enough , No more Pirates of the caribbean : Deadman's chest movie for you.

Jimbuna · 10-02-06, 06:35 AM

Something similar happened to me once...then I realised it takes a little while before the boat changes it's heading onto the new course

Biggles · 10-02-06, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by P_Funk

It's too bad Steve Irwin is dead cause I'm sure he'd find a way to get you back into the drink.

Yes, poor Steve.....

Anyway....be more catious will ya? U-boots are expensive things!

Respenus · 10-02-06, 09:56 AM

I did that once on purpose (before I found out you can change it in SH3 Commander). I had enough of going on 4X TC, so I just steared starboard. And when everyone died (third time I crashed my IIA into the shore) and I looked to an empty command area I was like:

"That would make a great Bernard joke!"

YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

AVGWarhawk · 10-02-06, 02:04 PM

One patrol I set up my waypoints and went north around England/Ireland. I was TC when I hear "we are taking damage". I go to outside view to see my old tub on the beach. I went back to the map and zoomed in to find a tiny pinhead of an island and with all this BIG WIDE OCEAN I manage to run into the thing...not to mention my watch said nothing at all!!!! I believe I will pump them through with the next torpedos! Full reverse emergancy and off the beach I went with 38% hull integrity. I skulked back to the port and was assigned barnicle scraping duties

The Munster · 10-02-06, 04:22 PM

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a tiny pinhead of an island

What you are referring to is 'Scotland' I think

10-01-06, 09:09 PM	#1
kylania Silent Hunter Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 3,528 Downloads: 118 Uploads: 0	New Career! So I thought I'd try out a new career tonite. Loaded up a brand new captain and a brand new boat, plotted out the Kiel Outbound course and off I went. As the course ended I headed up to the bridge. For some reason either my boat didn't slow down after the last waypoint had been reached or it just didn't slow down enough, but as I cranked it up to 64x TC the last thing I go through my mind was, "gosh that shore looks clo--". Behold the results of the one and only patrol from Kaleun.. umm.. well, I don't even remember this name. __________________

10-01-06, 10:37 PM	#3
P_Funk Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Canada, eh? Posts: 2,537 Downloads: 129 Uploads: 0	It's too bad Steve Irwin is dead cause I'm sure he'd find a way to get you back into the drink. __________________

10-02-06, 04:55 AM	#6
Mauser KAR98K Bosun Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tennessee Posts: 68 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	"vhat Do You Have To Say For You Selve?" "opps!" __________________ Mauser mit Dem Mauser. U-51: Terrorizing the North Sea until France is concured! "The Keel Splitter!"

10-02-06, 05:35 AM	#7
HunterICX Rear Admiral Join Date: May 2006 Location: Malaga, España Posts: 10,750 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Herrkaleun: BERNAARD! whats wrong with you! Bernard : ''The Cracken'' Herrkaleun: Sigh Ok thats enough , No more Pirates of the caribbean : Deadman's chest movie for you. __________________

10-02-06, 06:35 AM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Something similar happened to me once...then I realised it takes a little while before the boat changes it's heading onto the new course __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

10-01-06, 09:50 PM	#2
SubSerpent Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	:rotfl: :rotfl: BERNARD!!! I TOLD YOU TO STOP STARING AT THE BABES IN THE BIKINIS ON THE BEACH WHILE NAVIGATING THIS BOAT!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: ROFLMAO!!!

10-02-06, 09:56 AM	#10
Respenus Ace of the Deep Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,169 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I did that once on purpose (before I found out you can change it in SH3 Commander). I had enough of going on 4X TC, so I just steared starboard. And when everyone died (third time I crashed my IIA into the shore) and I looked to an empty command area I was like: "That would make a great Bernard joke!" YOU BEAT ME TO IT!!! :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

10-02-06, 02:04 PM	#11
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	One patrol I set up my waypoints and went north around England/Ireland. I was TC when I hear "we are taking damage". I go to outside view to see my old tub on the beach. I went back to the map and zoomed in to find a tiny pinhead of an island and with all this BIG WIDE OCEAN I manage to run into the thing...not to mention my watch said nothing at all!!!! I believe I will pump them through with the next torpedos! Full reverse emergancy and off the beach I went with 38% hull integrity. I skulked back to the port and was assigned barnicle scraping duties __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road