Are you converting to Islam or suffering the consequences?

TteFAboB · 09-02-06, 08:07 PM

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060902/...al_qaida_video

Gadahn awaits your reply. Remember you can always choose to pay him tax instead. I don't know, however, how to proceed exactly. How is he supposed to know somebody has converted? Do we send him an e-mail? A letter? A video? Is he expecting a massive convertion that hits the news then?

Well, I'm not converting to the church of Al Qaeda nor paying any tax so I guess I have only one thing to tell him: NUTS!

Ishmael · 09-02-06, 10:36 PM

*****

<Ishmael, that was a bit inappropriate... - Gizzmoe>

Camaero · 09-02-06, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TteFAboB

Well, I'm not converting to the church of Al Qaeda nor paying any tax so I guess I have only one thing to tell him: NUTS!

:rotfl:

Winston · 09-02-06, 11:01 PM

Hmm, so either…

(a) Convert to Islam
(b) Pay him money so he can fund more terrorism.

I think I’ll vote for option C, which is to kick his arse!

The Avon Lady · 09-02-06, 11:47 PM

Where's the poll?! Where's the poll?!

09-02-06, 11:51 PM

I went to a movie, ate some popcorn..........................I'll have an answer for them in afew days.

Winston · 09-02-06, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Where's the poll?! Where's the poll?!

There's one to the North and one to the South :p

The Avon Lady · 09-03-06, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Winston

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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady

Where's the poll?! Where's the poll?!

There's one to the North and one to the South :p

Ah, yes. Stanislaw and Wladyslaw.

The Avon Lady · 09-03-06, 01:04 AM

Watch an idiot.

Winston · 09-03-06, 01:08 AM

Hehe, I had to look on the internet to get that, the Stanislaw and Wladyslaw thing. So anyway, what is the tax these days for being non-Muslim? Two goats? Three?

The Avon Lady · 09-03-06, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Winston

So anyway, what is the tax these days for being non-Muslim? Two goats? Three?

These will wipe the smile off of your face:

The Myth of Islamic Tolerance: How Islamic Law Treats Non-Muslims, by Robert Spencer

Islam and Dhimmitude: Where Civilizations Collide, by Bat Yeor

The Legacy of Jihad: Islamic Holy War and the Fate of Non-Muslims, by Andrew G Bostom (heavy read but excellent reference)

flyingdane · 09-03-06, 01:45 AM

WTF....IS this All About..

scandium · 09-03-06, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by flyingdane

WTF....IS this All About..

Not much, just the usual anti-Muslim nonsense that you'll see posted daily in General Topics. Some members seem to never tire of beating this same tired horse.

The Avon Lady · 09-03-06, 02:30 AM

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Originally Posted by scandium

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Originally Posted by flyingdane

WTF....IS this All About..

Not much, just the usual anti-Muslim nonsense that you'll see posted daily in General Topics. Some members seem to never tire of beating this same tired horse.

And it's Scandium, still at the gate!

CB.. · 09-03-06, 04:12 AM

i'm not converting..i prefer experienced women ...

View Poll Results: Unbeliever, will you convert to Islam?
Yes, your wish is my command, master.	1	3.33%
No, I'm sticking to the tax. It's IRS deductible right?	1	3.33%
No, and I'm keeping my money. You can have my head though.	0	0%
No. Stuff it.	22	73.33%
Yes! Hocus Pocus Abracadabra. I'm SOOO Muslim. Trust me. Can I go now, my pork is getting cold.	6	20.00%
Voters: 30. You may not vote on this poll

09-02-06, 08:07 PM	#1
TteFAboB Admiral Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,247 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Are you converting to Islam or suffering the consequences? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060902/...al_qaida_video Gadahn awaits your reply. Remember you can always choose to pay him tax instead. I don't know, however, how to proceed exactly. How is he supposed to know somebody has converted? Do we send him an e-mail? A letter? A video? Is he expecting a massive convertion that hits the news then? Well, I'm not converting to the church of Al Qaeda nor paying any tax so I guess I have only one thing to tell him: NUTS! __________________ "Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand

09-02-06, 10:36 PM	#2
Ishmael Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Morro Bay, Ca. Posts: 659 Downloads: 79 Uploads: 0	***** <Ishmael, that was a bit inappropriate... - Gizzmoe> Last edited by Gizzmoe; 09-03-06 at 02:09 AM.

09-02-06, 11:01 PM	#4
Winston Wild Night in Bangkok Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Wales Posts: 179 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Hmm, so either… (a) Convert to Islam (b) Pay him money so he can fund more terrorism. I think I’ll vote for option C, which is to kick his arse! __________________ "Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash"

09-02-06, 11:47 PM	#5
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Where's the poll?! Where's the poll?! __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

09-02-06, 11:51 PM	#6
waste gate Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I went to a movie, ate some popcorn..........................I'll have an answer for them in afew days.

09-03-06, 01:04 AM	#9
The Avon Lady Über Mom Join Date: May 2005 Location: Jerusalem, Israel Posts: 6,147 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Watch an idiot. __________________ "Victory will come to us from the wombs of our women." - Houari Boumedienne, President of Algeria, Speech before the UN, 1974

09-03-06, 01:08 AM	#10
Winston Wild Night in Bangkok Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Wales Posts: 179 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Hehe, I had to look on the internet to get that, the Stanislaw and Wladyslaw thing. So anyway, what is the tax these days for being non-Muslim? Two goats? Three? __________________ "Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash" Last edited by Winston; 09-03-06 at 01:11 AM.

09-03-06, 01:45 AM	#12
flyingdane Weps Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 355 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	WTF....IS this All About.. __________________ It denos't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, it's olny iprmoatnt taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelms.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

09-03-06, 04:12 AM	#15
CB.. Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: UK Posts: 1,278 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	i'm not converting..i prefer experienced women ... __________________ the world's tinyiest sh3 supermod- and other SH3/SH2 stuff http://www.ebort2.co.uk/ The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity. W.B.Yeats