If I could have a super power, it would be....?

Onkel Neal · 05-10-06, 05:17 AM

If you could have a super power, what would it be?

After watching the Xmen 3 and Superman returns trailers, my kids asked me that. I told them, my power would be the power to mentally invoke uncontrollable diarrhea on my foe. Imagine facing off with the Green Goblin or somebody.... as soon as they raise a hand to me: "Uh,...oh... ooohh, I gotta go, I'll get you later!" Goblin runs in shame.

Imagine I'm trying to get a good parking space and some guy tries to cut me off....

Imagine one of my co-workers in a meeting tries to take credit for some of my accomplishments....

I don't know why but my kids thought this was a riot. "Yeah," my 11 year old replies, "but Dad, that means Diaper Man would be your arch-foe".

05-10-06, 05:17 AM	#1
Onkel Neal Born to Run Silent Join Date: Jan 1997 Location: Cougar Trap, Texas Posts: 21,385 Downloads: 541 Uploads: 224	If I could have a super power, it would be....? If you could have a super power, what would it be? After watching the Xmen 3 and Superman returns trailers, my kids asked me that. I told them, my power would be the power to mentally invoke uncontrollable diarrhea on my foe. Imagine facing off with the Green Goblin or somebody.... as soon as they raise a hand to me: "Uh,...oh... ooohh, I gotta go, I'll get you later!" Goblin runs in shame. Imagine I'm trying to get a good parking space and some guy tries to cut me off.... Imagine one of my co-workers in a meeting tries to take credit for some of my accomplishments.... I don't know why but my kids thought this was a riot. "Yeah," my 11 year old replies, "but Dad, that means Diaper Man would be your arch-foe".