There are no chicks in this game

BettingUrlife · 10-31-05, 10:26 AM

It's official now, there are no French chicks in this game. Just finished cruising the Med in my decked out Type VII with the shag carpet, mirrored ceilings and disco ball in the Officer's lounge looking to pick chicks along the med, but struck out. Even had the extra large 'perv' binoculars with the extra magnification for zoom ins out, but couldn't find one single chick in the game. They are definitely not here!

Mike 'Red Ocktober' Hense · 10-31-05, 10:32 AM

try the Leisure Suit Larry AddOn for SH3

i'm sure that'll add exactly the dimension you want to the game

--Mike

wetwarev7 · 10-31-05, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike 'Red Ocktober' Hense

try the Leisure Suit Larry AddOn for SH3

i'm sure that'll add exactly the dimension you want to the game

--Mike

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Yeah, when you launch a torp, you have a chick telling you to press up, up, down, down, left, right, down......

If you do it in the right sequence, the torp hits, and you get a cut-scene of her bouncing on a trampolene....

Oberon · 10-31-05, 11:10 AM

But does your uboat have pneumatics?
I've heard that bouncing boats make all the difference to those French babes...without it, you're toast.
I know a bloke called Caesar, might be able to rig you up with some

wetwarev7 · 10-31-05, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

But does your uboat have pneumatics?
I've heard that bouncing boats make all the difference to those French babes...without it, you're toast.
I know a bloke called Caesar, might be able to rig you up with some

Heh....GTU...Grand Theft U-Boot..... :rotfl:

Where's the part where you get to jack a destroyer and run over swimmers?

iceflatline · 10-31-05, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BettingUrlife

It's official now, there are no French chicks in this game. Just finished cruising the Med in my decked out Type VII with the shag carpet, mirrored ceilings and disco ball in the Officer's lounge looking to pick chicks along the med, but struck out. Even had the extra large 'perv' binoculars with the extra magnification for zoom ins out, but couldn't find one single chick in the game. They are definitely not here!

Dude, it's 1940. What's shag carpet? What's mirrored ceilings? And what the hell is Disco!?

benetofski · 10-31-05, 07:25 PM

You are on the wrong boat Meine Herr!

Kissaki · 10-31-05, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by benetofski

You are on the wrong boat Meine Herr!

ROFL!!!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Curval · 10-31-05, 08:31 PM

lol complete with G-String and a "target" tattoo.

Sweet.

BettingUrlife · 10-31-05, 08:32 PM

I always thought Wolfgang looked sweet in those pants, now his secret is out ... err her secret is out.

gdogghenrikson · 11-01-05, 01:23 AM

of course no chicks (woman couldn't serve on subs in that time era)

kanderstag · 11-01-05, 03:49 AM

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Originally Posted by gdogghenrikson

of course no chicks (woman couldn't serve on subs in that time era)

Yet oddly enough, they could build them. Go figure. Subs full of seamen.

Walsung · 11-01-05, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BettingUrlife

It's official now, there are no French chicks in this game. Just finished cruising the Med in my decked out Type VII with the shag carpet, mirrored ceilings and disco ball in the Officer's lounge looking to pick chicks along the med, but struck out. Even had the extra large 'perv' binoculars with the extra magnification for zoom ins out, but couldn't find one single chick in the game. They are definitely not here!

the kriegsmarine doesn't allow nurses among the crew by but i think there is a pin up mod at http://u-boot.realsimulation.com/ i hope it helps

wetwarev7 · 11-01-05, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by benetofski

You are on the wrong boat Meine Herr!

That's priceless!!!! :rotfl:

frogdog · 11-01-05, 11:13 AM

While the tat and G-string might serve as a morale booster (Beery's crew)...despite the eye-candy, I would prefer to meet her in a bar in Berlin (off-duty) as opposed to glancing to my left and seeing her on the dive planes during a depth charge ****storm. Under THOSE circumstances... I want to see the harriest, porno-reading deck ape imaginable, singing, laughing and cursing at the Grim Reaper with me! I DO NOT want to see my wife, mother, daughter, secretary or mistress. Maybe I'm just weird and not politically correct enough, though.
By the way Beery...if you read this...I DO NOT agree with your social philosophy, but I love your mods!!! Takes all kinds to make the world go 'round.

10-31-05, 10:26 AM	#1
BettingUrlife Machinist's Mate Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: AM56 North Atlantic Posts: 128 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	There are no chicks in this game It's official now, there are no French chicks in this game. Just finished cruising the Med in my decked out Type VII with the shag carpet, mirrored ceilings and disco ball in the Officer's lounge looking to pick chicks along the med, but struck out. Even had the extra large 'perv' binoculars with the extra magnification for zoom ins out, but couldn't find one single chick in the game. They are definitely not here!

10-31-05, 07:25 PM	#7
benetofski Helmsman Join Date: May 2005 Location: Port Perry, Canada Posts: 106 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You are on the wrong boat Meine Herr! __________________ OLt.z.S.Benetschik (Benetofski) [IMG][/IMG] \"U-bootwaffe - eine Gemeinschaft zusammengebracht durch Schicksal\"

11-01-05, 01:23 AM	#11
gdogghenrikson Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2005 Location: USA Posts: 978 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	of course no chicks (woman couldn't serve on subs in that time era) __________________ And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest you have sown.

10-31-05, 10:32 AM	#2
Mike 'Red Ocktober' Hense Commander Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 445 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	try the Leisure Suit Larry AddOn for SH3 i'm sure that'll add exactly the dimension you want to the game --Mike

10-31-05, 11:10 AM	#4
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	But does your uboat have pneumatics? I've heard that bouncing boats make all the difference to those French babes...without it, you're toast. I know a bloke called Caesar, might be able to rig you up with some

10-31-05, 08:31 PM	#9
Curval Navy Dude Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bermuda Posts: 177 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	lol complete with G-String and a "target" tattoo. Sweet.

10-31-05, 08:32 PM	#10
BettingUrlife Machinist's Mate Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: AM56 North Atlantic Posts: 128 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	I always thought Wolfgang looked sweet in those pants, now his secret is out ... err her secret is out.

11-01-05, 11:13 AM	#15
frogdog Torpedoman Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 116 Downloads: 56 Uploads: 0	While the tat and G-string might serve as a morale booster (Beery's crew)...despite the eye-candy, I would prefer to meet her in a bar in Berlin (off-duty) as opposed to glancing to my left and seeing her on the dive planes during a depth charge ****storm. Under THOSE circumstances... I want to see the harriest, porno-reading deck ape imaginable, singing, laughing and cursing at the Grim Reaper with me! I DO NOT want to see my wife, mother, daughter, secretary or mistress. Maybe I'm just weird and not politically correct enough, though. By the way Beery...if you read this...I DO NOT agree with your social philosophy, but I love your mods!!! Takes all kinds to make the world go 'round.