The benefits of global heating...

Abraham · 10-31-05, 08:05 AM

Wow, we just had the hottest October weekend in 100 years. Sun, blue skies and between 20 to 23 C. Everybody went out, traffic jams everywhere...

Global heating certainly rocks.
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I'm longing to see the Dutch win all the speed skating events during the Winter Olympics while I'm hanging out in a beach club, sipping an ice cold Absolut-orange and 'working' on my tan. I might even take my cap off...
Thanks Bill (Clinton) for not signing the Kyoto Protocol!

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XabbaRus · 10-31-05, 11:24 AM

Yea but if sea waters rise won't Holland be under water?

Abraham · 10-31-05, 02:17 PM

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Yea but if sea waters rise won't Holland be under water?

All Dutchmen can swim like fish. Only some allochtones may have a problem, but I guess by then they'll be willing to emigrate again...

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joea · 10-31-05, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Abraham

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Abraham · 10-31-05, 03:42 PM

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Sharp eyes you, joea!

retired1212 · 10-31-05, 04:30 PM

so where snow lovers will go? In meat freezer?

Abraham · 10-31-05, 05:04 PM

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so where snow lovers will go? In meat freezer?

We are the best speed skaters in the world, in a country without ice. The solution: Skating halls, just like ice hockey halls in the States. We also have artificial snow pistes in huge halls. Leave it to the Dutch to find a solution for everything!
As an extra benefit, all these technologies stimulate global heating...

"Zwei Fliegen in einem Slag" (two flies in one catch) as Nietsche would have said!

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retired1212 · 11-01-05, 05:04 AM

You should try ice hole swimming someday. It is fun.

Also going out in -15C and less directly after the sauna feels great

Rockstar · 11-02-05, 10:18 AM

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Global heating certainly rocks.

And if Thomas Gold's theory proves correct there'll be enough oil to extend summer sports and leisure for years to come.

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