Hey, anybody got the monkey pox yet?

[Eichhörnchen]

(Bangkok pole dancer)


Someone always fixes up a thread for this kind of thing so I thought I'd get in first this time. And feel free to tell us about any other exotic diseases you may have caught on a foreign trip lately

[Jimbuna]

The wife has been telling me for years I have sleeping sickness.

[mapuc]

I have noticed that those of my friends who rejected Corona virus are also rejecting this disease.

Markus

[Commander Wallace]

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

The wife has been telling me for years I have sleeping sickness.

My lady tells me I have a disease where I don't hear what she is saying and only hear what I want to hear. I wonder what affliction is better / worse ?
On the other hand, she has an affliction where she wants to have an in depth conversation when a much anticipated sporting event is on, like a Hockey game.

Originally Posted by mapuc

I have noticed that those of my friends who rejected Corona virus are also rejecting this disease.

Markus

Rejected Corona virus ? Is that like refusing delivery of a post marked item ?

[Rockstar]

Monkey Pox is a major worldwide life threatening disease of biblical proportions. To avoid confusion we are banning advice from your professional health care provider. As of today your health care decisions will come from mass media, YouTube personalities, Pharmaceutical CEO’s, clickbait, and politicians. As we speak government is dumping billions upon billions of your tax dollars into this problem so big pharma can begin manufacturing a never before tested vaccine derived from hyena urine and a recently discovered deciduous prickly bush, the arch enemy of all monkeys! Lawyers are also on alert and standing by to head off lawsuits against our precious and most holy pharmaceutical companies whose interest is in the ‘golden parachute’ err.. I mean who are only trying to help you. To prevent possible long term side effects from intramuscular injection the new monkey pox vaccine will by administered by enema. Unfortunately the only compatible lubricant for said procedure is Tabasco sauce. This new vaccine hasn’t been approved by science or peer review study. But don’t worry, thankfully our glorious party officials have proclaimed it to be safe, trust them. Remember if you don’t listen to the party it means you don’t care, think of the children and join the push too mandate today! This vaccine is for your own good. Authorities only demand is that you too believe.

If you have any questions regarding it’s safety or your health consult your local media headlines or party office for further guidance. Vaccine and trial data will be released after everyone who received the vaccine is dead.

[Buddahaid]

Time to dump your trunk monkeys.

[mapuc]

Originally Posted by Commander Wallace

Rejected Corona virus ? Is that like refusing delivery of a post marked item ?

No It's the same as saying Corona / Monkey pox is fake.

Markus

[em2nought]

Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Time to dump your trunk monkeys.

My Trunk Monkey has been locked up ever since January 6th.

[mapuc]

Based on what someone wrote it made me think.

Could this new variant of monkey pox(a virologist said on Danish tv it was a new variant) be a side effect from some of the Corona vaccine ?

It is said that it most likely comes from some guy who had been in Africa in a region where this disease appear.

I think it is so but it has changed during it's spreading.

Edit

Where does it come from? Monkeys?

No!

"The name is actually a little bit of a misnomer," Rimoin says. Perhaps it should be called "rodentpox" instead.

The name "monkeypox" comes from the first documented cases of the illness, in 1958, when two outbreaks occurred in colonies of monkeys kept for research
But monkeys aren't major carriers. Instead, the virus likely persists in squirrels, pouched rats, dormice or another rodent.

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsan...=1653223826565

End edit

Markus

[Eichhörnchen]

When doing the next grocery shop, if you find yourself strangely drawn to the bananas in the fruit & veg section then you should seek medical advice immediately

[d@rk51d3]

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

When doing the next grocery shop, if you find yourself strangely drawn to the bananas in the fruit & veg section then you should seek medical advice immediately

Then I’d even go as far as suggesting you have a bigger problem than monkeypox.

[Eisenwurst]

Originally Posted by Eichhörnchen

(Bangkok pole dancer)


Someone always fixes up a thread for this kind of thing so I thought I'd get in first this time. And feel free to tell us about any other exotic diseases you may have caught on a foreign trip lately

Nah. we should be fine down here, the only monkeys I've seen here are in the zoo. And none of them are as attractive as that sexy redhead pole dancer

[August]

Originally Posted by Buddahaid

Time to dump your trunk monkeys.

But but...

[mapuc]

Now Denmark got their first case of Monkey Pox.

This Maleperson have been on holiday in Spain where he most likely got it.

Markus

[Jimbuna]

I guess people should stop aping around.