That'll be ninepence.

Rockstar · 05-18-21, 09:39 AM

Indian Covid victim, 76, wakes up on her funeral bier moments before she is due to be cremated because family thought she was dead

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-cremated.html

Catfish · 05-19-21, 01:03 PM

"But i feel fine, really. I want to take a walk!"

Guard looks around "SMACK"

Sean C · 05-19-21, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Daily Mail

It comes as earlier today an Indian MP caused outrage after she claimed that she is protected from coronavirus because she drinks cow urine every day. Pragya Thakur, a controversial MP from Narendra Modi's ruling Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP), also claimed that the urine can cure lung infections caused by the virus.
Her bizarre comments come just days after Indian doctors urged people not to cover themselves in cow dung and urine as a treatment for Covid, saying it risks spreading the disease faster.

Jeebuz.

Gerald · 05-19-21, 06:56 PM

Close encounter!😳

Reece · 05-19-21, 07:17 PM

OMG!! What gets into peoples heads!!

That is just plain yuck!!

vienna · 05-20-21, 04:34 AM

No kidding...

Everyone knows, on the words of the very highest and most knowledgeable authority, that piss doesn't work...

...ya gotta drink bleach...

<O>

mapuc · 05-20-21, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

OMG!! What gets into peoples heads!!

That is just plain yuck!!

Which makes me wonder...we have taken a huge leap in technology, but when it comes to our mentality and our psychology...we are still in the middle age.

Markus

Aktungbby · 05-20-21, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

[B]Indian Covid victim, 76, wakes up on her funeral bier moments before she is due to be cremated because family thought she was dead

U ol' camper! Her bier almost became a pyre...such is the nature of four letter words. Something similar happened at a large S.F. rest home where my graveshift security duties also entailed assisting the funeral parlor pickup man with putting the deceased into the gurney zipper-bag for transport. While putting one into the bag wrapped, solely in saran-wrap, the other awaiting transport, similarly clad on the repository slab suddenly moved! The poor 'bagman' was freaking out. I calmly slit open the saran wrap to allow for respiration; then fetched the furious RN on duty who had deemed the victim suitable for wrapping. The victim passed for keeps a few hours later. The next day the facility's chief administrator personally requested I not relate this medical lapse faux pas to anyone!

vienna · 05-20-21, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby

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The next day the facility's chief administrator personally requested I not relate this medical lapse faux pas to anyone!

[Loudspeaker]: "Attention: Aktungbby... Please report to HR immediately; the Chief Administrator would like a word with you..."...

<O>

Rockstar · 05-20-21, 06:32 PM

05-18-21, 09:39 AM	#1
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	That'll be ninepence. Indian Covid victim, 76, wakes up on her funeral bier moments before she is due to be cremated because family thought she was dead https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-cremated.html

05-19-21, 01:03 PM	#2
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,765 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	"But i feel fine, really. I want to take a walk!" Guard looks around "SMACK" __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	No kidding... Everyone knows, on the words of the very highest and most knowledgeable authority, that piss doesn't work... ...ya gotta drink bleach... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

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